Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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The Thought Of Santa Clarita Made His Blood Boil. If Chris Ever Ran Into Drew Barrymore, Hed Give Her
The thought of Santa Clarita made his blood boil. If Chris ever ran into Drew Barrymore, he’d give her a piece of his mind.
Chris snapped this selfie and text Brad who was still in the front room with the Craig’s List people. “Did I go the bathroom with all these tattoos?”
Brad repied. “Y speedo n shower?”
Chris cringed. Both of them loathed redundancy. Did Brad ask that already?
Unlike Chris, Brad held no beef with Drew. Brad couldn’t see how anyone could criticize someone who started eating cocaine at the age of 11.
Just then, Drew began to waiver in and out of Chris’ mind for the first time. How’d she get in there? Then out?
This after after party he and Brad were hosting was weirder than usual. Drew was a real person.
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