Chris Sure Liked These Nw Tiny Coffees. Boy Did They Go By Fast Tho.

Chris sure liked these néw tiny coffees. Boy did they go by fast tho.

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Brad was about to take a selfie when he realized he was on lunch. Oh gosh. Was it WORK or WERK? Brad didn’t know.

Until Chris’ lecture about heterosexuals, he didn’t even think WORK was a real word. It still looked funny. Not funny ha ha either. More like an EWWWW! Yeah. That kinda funny.

Apparently, it’s written in lowercase letters as well. Double EWWWW!!! He def wasn’t there yet, but Brad knew one day with tons of effort by other people it may just be possible. Social efficiency was still underground. The trees were smart to live there so he did too.

Brad then looked at the selfie and the clock. 1:30pm on the dot. He typed “WEEERRQQ!!!!!” & hit send. Suddenly, he was feeling statuesque.

Boxed lunch.

Brad and Chris admired their neighbor Luke for so many reasons, but mostly because he was super low maintenance. Mostly.

Chris was certain he was messing up the shoot. Being perfect was putting him under a lot of stress. So died that make him more than perfect or less? Whatever. There was something going with his hair.

Chris didn’t want to answer the question. Then he found himself saying fat instead of puffy. That shoot ended quickly. Y didn’t he say puffy?!? ARG!!!

Chris stopped to look around. Whew. No gay pirates. He really didn’t need this day 2get anymore awkward. At least he jumpstarted sensitivity training 4 the Tampa shoot. There would be no puffy coats there either. Thank god. They really freaked Chris out.

BTWs - the best part about Tampa... inexpensive earrings. Ohhh that’s a “Just The Fashion Tip.” Someone text that somewhere.

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Looking in the mirror, Chris’ found his nightmare coming true. He woke up more perfect than the day before. Chris neared a panic. He needed to pull himself together, but wasn’t that part of the problem!? UGH! What was he doing?!?

That’s when Chris just stopped believing in winning all together. Like Santa Clause, it was fun to a point. Then it seemed cruel. Now, it just doesn’t really make sense. It was also really, really, REALLY expensive.

How was it you had to lie to make money to buy Christmas gifts AND to give them?!? NO THK U.

UGGGHHH. It was official. Winning, perfection and Santa Clause all sucked donkey butt. GREAT. Now what?

Maybe Brad would suck his butt? That would be nice.