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I was in highschool during the start of the scene kids days. A Day to Remember, Suicide Silence, BVB, FIR, all that shit. I was DEFINITELY poser-looking because my folks were hardcore religious and had to be sneaky about my appearance. Sucked that it was hard to make friends because, understandably, I 1000% came off as a poser but it was sort of fun to blindside them with my music knowledge. By the time I graduated and moved out my taste had evolved to proper metal and went full on metalhead now that I had control of my appearance. Almost immediately had people from my highschool trying to call me out as a poser or some had said "wow I never knew you were into that" haha. Trying to find your way in highschool is a rough fuckin ride.
Amen... and don't even get me started on middleschool... how did we even survive that???? Lol.
Thanks for sharing!
Taylor-freaking-Swift, the lady who most (if not all) alternative people straight up ROAST on a regular basis... is calling herself punk? Because she's liberal and decided to put on a patch jacket one of her MANY employees probably made for her?
There's so much wrong with this.
On so many levels.
I... I don't even know what to say.
Sorry, you're just a feminist.
And now a poser.
Kindly be silent for my sanity.
we are past swifties calling themselves punks and have arrived at swift calling herself punk

I cannot do this ritual anymore;
I fucking hate bugs
What was wrong with me? Why did I eat them?
Sara is frightening in her devotion










“try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!”



Would love to wake up next to him 🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤








Mouthwatering 🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥




Nick Hitchcock
Hot bod and his posers really let him show off 🔥🔥









Bulky singlet lover
Brad and Chris admired their neighbor Luke for so many reasons, but mostly because he was super low maintenance. Mostly.

Chris was comfortable almost anywhere.
It was just difficult to fan Dallas. What was the point of all this glass if it only reflected light?! It could be SOOOO much hotter properly mirrored. Like SOOOO much hotter.

Niccolo Neri
Whatever. Brad was there for the Raiders game and some hot wings. It was basketball season right? Well, regardless Brad’s basket was always seasoned. That’s a make or break at any bake-off and Brad was baked to the max. He was 99.99% sure he’d win whatever it was that was happening. Chris could cover the .01%. He only ate a quarter of the brownie which just seems silly when you can just eat the whole pan.


Just The Fashion Tip # 52
Minimum coverage gains maximum forgiveness for any rock opera talent you may still be developing.

Whatever “IT” was, Chris was that.
HEAVEN
character by calvpso (poster by -voidlegends)










Since I posted Voltaire in hats I thought I'd have to show mine off as well. 😝 Enjoy the poser! 🤣

And just one to do a proper Voltaire 😝


Yeah dad, it looks good on you