Two 22 y/o gay models in love. One goofy, one off. Neither ever the same guy. Both always awash with heavenly bodies and handsome faces they can't see for themselves living in a world impossible for them to blend in. Find their misadventures here.
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Brad Finished His Set That Night With More Tips Than Usual But Still Slightly Ticked Off People Kept
Brad finished his set that night with more tips than usual but still slightly ticked off people kept calling him the wrong name. B-R-A-D. Why was that so difficult to remember?!
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Ok. It was official. The party was a bust. Chris was on his way back down 2 Brad still on the back patio 2 break the news:
1) No free drinks on the house, 2) the roof wasn't on fire, 3) nor was it made of tin OR rusted.
NONE of the claims true. WTF?! Who lies about THAT stuff? Whatever...
Just as Chris cleared the roof, disaster struck again. Chris’ package popped out of the $68 Andrew Christian Slim Swimmer Super Support Thong underneath his speedo. His bulge flooded outta control.
Oh great… U know, the LAST thing Chris needed was to give himself a black eye.
Brad and Chris thought to show the pics to their neighbor Luke. Sure enough, yes he had a brother Darth Jr. Turns out the man is plain cool and understands he looks good.
Chris didn’t know what it was. A Rubik’s cube? Brad guessed it was a VCR then suggested it actually didn’t matter what it was. They could use it as a paper weight. Brad and Chris immediately lol’d. Paper didn’t have muscles. That’s when their neighbor Luke asked ‘Y would anyone have paper?’ Brad then asked Luke what he was doing in their bedroom at 9:04am on a Thursday. Chris then chimed in to say he thought Luke’s question was valid. They’ve never kept paper at the house. Like ever.
You know what. Chris was right. Things didn’t need a gym to WERK out. People did.
...Or should one say people ‘do?’ Did do. Do did. Do do.
That’s when Brad lol’d to himself so hard he snotted. (Yes. Pretty people do that too.)
Well, this shoot was going nowhere good. Chris couldn’t even tell if his suit was on. It all just mysteriously blended together like that night when he & Brad drank a bucket of margaritas at Hamburger Mary’s. OMG. Madness 2 every degree.
Ok. Where was the photographer? This was unprofessional. Chris could totally b nude right now.