What The AT&T Lady Said Just Didnt Register. Brad Called To Cancel The Landline Not Get A New Plan.

What the AT&T lady said just didn’t register. Brad called to cancel the landline not get a new plan.

Brad put the receiver down to ask Chris. “Do we want ‘full coverage?!?’….”

Now that Brad said it out loud, the notion read nearly silly. A fierce 45 second single sided debate ensued.

Chris said if they were going to hold on to any unnecessary technology, it would be the wristwatch due to its advanced mobility feature.

Total peace broke out when Brad noted wristwatches didn’t take $50 out of their Chime account on the 5th of every month.

Boom.

Brad and Chris’ landline would finally die, die the next business day.

Chris’ outfit was a hot mesh.

Brad didn’t think Chris’ question was funny. He JUST had 20,000 hairs moved from the back of his legs to his chest. YES. The macho look was going to stay for another minute.

Just The Fashion Tip # 196 The ‘Macho’ look apparently will steer through another season.

Brad looked flawless. Every curve squeezed to divinity. The skin tight tiny jeans felt both familiar and liberating. Brittney’s new found freedom really opened doors to recycled fashion.

Brad didn’t know. There was just a lot going on. Yes, this was the second time he wore briefs to the beach instead of a speedo, but at least this time he wore black.

Chris affirmed Brad’s less see through garment as a technical step up on a public beach but not necessarily for a gay man. He also repeated his intention to inform not judge as he gave Brad another look over. Indeed, Brad looked great regardless. It wasn’t the end of the world, but briefs would take longer to dry.

To keep the positive vibe in spin, Brad then pointed out they successfully brought beach towels with them and not sheets like they did by accident the other week. Those were still wet. Ick!

Just The Fashion Tip # 52

Minimum coverage gains maximum forgiveness for any rock opera talent you may still be developing.