WHAT I THINK MARAUDER KINNIES ARE DOING ON VALENTINES DAY

WHAT I THINK MARAUDER KINNIES ARE DOING ON VALENTINES DAY

(if you are not single and sad, this post is not for you. RUN ALONG NOW SWEETIE)

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Regulus kinnies.

I’m a Regulus kinnie myself, and all im doing to do is read books and pine after a person who only sees me as their friend. So im going to assume you’re doing the same.

You are also probably listening to Mistki while you look back at when you felt alive and young.

We need therapy.

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James Potter kinnies.

You’re probably making notes and cute little drawings for your friends, but you know deep down they’ll forget about you and get you some lousy lollipop or maybe even a heart drawing!

You cannot settle for the bare minimum.

You’re also probably falling for the slightest attention someone gives you, then you get heart broken in the end because you put too much of yourself in your relationship.

BACK AWAY FROM THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU DESERVE MORE.

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Sirius Black kinnies.

You and your best friend are the only ones who take this siriusly.

But the only reason you take it seriously is because you know how it feels to feel like a joke.

You’re looking at all these videos of these couples doing cute stuff while you’re sitting on the floor of your room wondering, why couldn’t i be like that? Then you’ll come to the conclusion that your parents made you like this.

PLEASE DONT FORGET TO DRINK WATER. I KNOW YOU FORGET TO.

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Remus Lupin kinnies.

You most definitely forgot it was Valentine’s Day and you slept in. Thankfully you set up your future in your head so you already know what you’re going to for your friends.

Please stop planning your future all in one night. Your brain cannot take this.

You’ll chug some caffeine and tell yourself, it’s just another day. Until you look around and see all these people in love. You go home and binge eat chocolate because you’re sad.

Then you fall asleep again as a coping mechanism.

SAVE THE CHOCOLATE FOR THE REST OF US PLEASE.

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Pandora Roiser kinnies

You guys are the sweetest people alive.

Too bad everyone takes that as a weakness.

You buy every one of your friends a cute little card and maybe some candy or flowers. All they do is utter a “thanks.” But you don’t mind right? ( you do) it’s tiring feeling like everyone looks down on you. So you’ll try your hardest, but will it ever be enough?

YOU GOT THIS SWEETIE, YOURE ENOUGH.

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Evan Roiser kinnies.

You guys are either toxic or chill.

Either way, you’re still not over that one person who ruined your life. Your friends are happy, so why aren’t you? Nothing is fair. You pretend to be happy on this day, eating chocolate, writing little hearts, laughing. But deep down, the lingering question is just, “why? Why would they do this? Why did i deserve that?” Maybe you’ll get your answer, maybe you won’t.

MY QUESTION FOR YOU IS, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE? EVERY EVAN KINNIE IS SO CUTE.

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Barty Crouch Jr kinnies

You guys probably are stalking your crush right now. You feel like you have to match personalities or stand out from the crowd for someone you like. So on valentines, you’ll find out specifically what your friends like and make a special card or gift for them. Then you play it off, saying “it’s nothing really.” We know damn well it’s not nothing. So when they say thank you, or give you the slightest praise, you get giddy inside.

DONT LOSE YOURSELF.

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These are just assumptions, so if I get these wrong, DO NOT COME AT ME MAN. THIS IS ME TRYING.

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE BREE FAMOUS 2024 (it’s just random facts about me)

(Day one)

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I do this thing called Read-a-thon Wednesdays, if you like reading, go check that out, it’s pinned!

I literally respond to every ask box question

Im currently watching Baby (this probably isn’t a reason why you should make me famous)

Im an active member in the Palestine and women’s movement. (FREE PALESTINE)

I do not support J.K Rowling in any way

(Though I love Harry Potter, mostly Marauders)

I love trans folk (again, this is not convincing, but I just wanted to say I love you guys)

Im bisexual, and I love masc women and fem men.

I am mildly autistic and will update everyone on my current hyperfixations.

I cry over the same couple in fanfics

I HAVE READ THE HAT FIC. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS, LOOK AWAY.

I was a member of Dracotok 2020

And the Umbrella academy community (let’s not talk about my past)

I have crazy story times (pls tell me if you would be interested in hearing them, I am a yapper)

Im Mexican and Filipino, but I’m more connected to my Mexican heritage

I am trying to write a short story based on two girls in an abusive household, trying to escape (based on the black brothers!!!) but I’m very slow.

THESE ARE JUST FACTS ABOUT ME, MAKE BREE FAMOUS 2024 IS A JOKE I CREATED, BUT I AM SLOWLY FINDING OUT PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO THINK ITS FUNNY. MY FAMILY DOESNT LIKE ME, BUT MAYBE YOU WILL. FOLLOW FOR MORE RANTS AND DROP RANDOM THINGS IN MY ASK BOX, ITS LOWKEY FUNNY.

OKAY BYE BYE. I LOVE YOU (say it back you monster)

Drop some things in my ask box for make Bree famous 2024

ALSO, ILL LOVE YOU IF YOU PUT BOOK RECS <3

I’ll even try to record myself reading the book recommendations.

Nobody will know……..

REBLOG THIS IF YOU'RE GENDERFLUID, SUPPORT PEOPLE WHO ARE GENDERFLUID, OR YOU LIKE MAC N CHEESE

READ-A-THON WEDNESDAYYYYYYYYYYY

I am well aware tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and im spending it reading. I am a hopeless romantic who loves toxic men, how do you think Valentine’s Day is going for me?

ANYWHOZEL.

If you’re wondering, what is read-a thon Wednesday.

PLEASE GO LOOKED AT MY PINNED POSTS THEN COME BACK.

Thank you and i love you.

MOVING ON.

TOMORROWS BOOKS ARE…..

The accident Magus Bride (3)

Sylvia Plath THE COLLECTED POEMS

Brutal Prince

And last but not least, Hockey girl loves drama boy.

I’ve been reading Sylvia Plath for a while now actually, I’ve just never gotten to it.

IF YOU READ MY READ-A-THON WEDNESDAY POST, you would know that i pick three books from my stacked tower of TBR, well, i only picked two this time because i am deeply tired.

im literally girlboss rotting.

Anyways.

I would love to make videos about this, but I don’t think anyone wants to hear or watch that 😨

SO ENJOY THIS AND HAPPY READ-A-THON WEDNESDAY. (YES I KNOW ITS NOT WEDNESDAY YET)

I LOVE YOU (say it back 👹)

Fairystar? Starphoenix? I just fell to my fucking knees.

the way i was gonna tag you but i didn't want you to go through the horrors...