Thor Adorably Headbanging In The Office... #thor #thorodinson #godofthunder

Thor adorably headbanging in the office... #thor #thorodinson #godofthunder

“[The] visual element is a very important way to express yourself. I mean, that was one of the things I thought was helpful, for example, with being really involved in the videos. If people watched and listened at the same time, they’d understand the nature of the song quicker. There does exist a visual representation of every music; inside you know what it looks like, and it’s better, truer to send it away from you in the right packing [sic] or the outfit.”

— Björk

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

87th Academy Awards : Best Actress

Marion Cotillard as Sandra Bya in Two Days, One Night

Felicity Jones as Jane Wilde Hawking in The Theory Of Everything

Julianne Moore as Dr. Alice Howland in Still Alice

Rosamund Pike as Amy Elliott-Dunne in Gone Girl

Reese Witherspoon as Cheryl Strayed in Wild

oooh, do stony since the new avengers trailer just came out!

Does grand romantic gestures

Tony. Because he has the ridiculous resource to pull of epic romantic stunts to remind Steve he loves him every day. While Steve appreciates Tony’s efforts, it becomes a bit embarassing whenever BuzzFeed does an article on Tony’s latest romance stunt because we all know Tony has this “go big or go home” attitude.

Throws shade the best

Steve. Which is surprising to Tony since Steve’s such a good guy. Little does he know Steve has marathoned plenty of RuPaul’s Drag Race to bring him up to speed on the art of throwing shade.

Secretly loves to read fan fiction and look at fan art about themselves

Tony. Only he would get busted by Steve because he carelessly left his Starkpad in their bedroom at Avengers Tower. Needless to say, Steve hasn’t blushed this much since realizing what fondue actually meant.

Is likely to be sucked in a Wikipedia black hole for hours

Steve. Despite the site’s flaws and sometimes unreliable content, Steve loves to browse through hundreds of articles and absorb information about a wide variety of subjects. Tony would only roll his eyes and mutter that J.A.R.V.I.S. would make a much more reliable source of data information.

Hates to eat vegetables

Tony. Anything that doesn’t have inhuman amounts of caffeine or isn’t greasy and meaty by default is something he’s instantly averse to, but that doesn’t stop Steve from encouraging him to eat vegetables. Tony will only eat them begrudgingly because he’s afraid Steve might withhold sex from him if he doesn’t.

Is the most active on social media

Steve. Since Tony gave him a Starkphone, Steve’s been killing it all over Twitter and Instagram with his tweets and pictures that mostly show the Avengers goofing off in their headquarters, though his private Facebook profile is reserved strictly for his teammates and other people he explicitly trusts.

Rides shotgun during group road trips

Steve. Because Tony insists on being behind the wheel and Steve is next to him to make sure Tony doesn’t pull off crazy Fast and Furious moves on the road.

Belongs in which Hogwarts house

They both took the official sorting on Pottermore and discovered that Steve is a Hufflepuff and Tony is a Slytherin. Tony quips that Steve should probably redesign the color scheme of his Captain America suit in Hufflepuff colors only to be shot down by Steve’s cutting remark that Tony should discard the Gryffindor colors of his Iron Man suit in favor of the Slytherin house colors.

Belongs in which District of Panem

After being up to speed with the books and movies, Steve commented that Tony would really thrive in District 3 since they produce electronics. Tony smiled and says Steve would be perfect in District 2 owing to his military training and background.

Insists on sleeping with the nightlight on

Steve. Because now that Tony has removed the arc reactor from his chest, Steve convinces Tony to find a suitable substitute and Tony creates a replica of the arc reactor that only functions as a nightlight and installs it on the wall above their bed.

Gets the most phone numbers when they go out to a bar/club

While Tony is more well-versed in the art of flirtation, Steve manages to get more calling cards and paper napkins with numbers scrawled on them at the end of the night without even trying.

Is likely to film a really hot sex tape of them fucking and upload it on Pornhub

Tony. And of course, he instructs J.A.R.V.I.S. to get the best angles possible in order to showcase how good they both look fucking each other like jackrabbits.

Can quote the most lines of dialogue verbatim while watching Mean Girls

Steve. Normally, Tony would be pissed but he’s actually proud of his superhusband that he can perfectly quote one of the most iconic teen movies in film history.

Loves to binge-watch trashy reality TV shows

Steve. From all the Real Housewives to freaky shows like Hoarders, Steve is game for it all. Tony refuses to watch such bullshit and as such, the only people who are as enthusiastic like Steve about watching this kind of programming are Natasha, Sam, and Pepper.

Cries the hardest when they see Studio Ghibli movies, especially Grave Of The Fireflies

Tony. Further proof that he does indeed have a heart.

Always wins at Cards Against Humanity during group game night

Tony. Because Steve always seems to draw the lamest answers from the white card pile.

Makes the worst faces when they take wacky selfies

Steve. It baffles Tony how the big blond dork can still look fuckable even when making the most ridiculous facial expressions for selfies.

Haggles for the lowest price and wins the best bargains when they shop at flea markets

Steve. Old habits die hard when you’ve grown up during the Depression Era and fought a World War. It helps that market sellers are also charmed by the very presence of Captain America that they’d gladly offer their wares for free, but Steve insists on paying them like a decent customer.

Can successfully eat something so putrid like hakarl (dead fermented shark) and not throw up their guts afterwards

Steve. He’s eternally thankful for the super serum in his body that gives him superhuman metabolism because otherwise he would probably end up in the hospital for food poisoning.

Makes the best party playlists during group house parties

Tony. His Starkpod is chock-full of the best crowd-pleasing floor-fillers.

Is likely to be apprehended by The Beygency because they don’t like Beyonce that much

Steve. While he certainly appreciates the Queen Bey, he’s more a fan of Adele as she reminds him of the kind of pop music he liked before he was frozen under the ice.

Gets the most notes whenever they post something like shirtless selfies or very NSFW photos of themselves on Tumblr

Steve, though Tony refuses to wave the white flag as he’s determined to make Tumblr love him just as much as Steve.

Can successfully tie a cherry stem with their tongue which proves they are the best kisser

Tony. Simply because of the fact that he’s had plenty of practice every time he orders alcoholic drinks garnished with cherries.

Is likely to create an actual Fight Club a la Tyler Durden

Tony. But unlike the real Fight Club, he talks about his version of Fight Club because he’s Tony fucking Stark.

Always wins the most awards show predictions and makes mad bank from the losers in the group

Steve. Due to his extensive and ongoing movie and pop culture education, most of his predictions always comes true every time awards shows like the Grammys or the Oscars comes up. He uses his winnings to donate them to charities and non-profit organizations he supports.

Insists on having a couples’ orgy session with the World’s Finest, Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Superman and Batman

Tony. Because he has a need to fulfill his fantasy of seeing Superman and Captain America flip-fucking each other. And as usual, Tony would only be comparing current net worths with Bruce apart from their dick sizes.

Sees what colors on The Dress when it pops up on their Tumblr dash

Steve sees white and gold. Tony sees blue and black. Their argument ended with a destroyed living room in the tower and incredibly intense hate sex for three hours in their bedroom.

Looking so fuckin' fierce and fly in the club with acid green hair and eyebrows... Haters gonna hate!