Enby Jirou

enby jirou

reporter: are you male or female?

jirou: i'm a walking aux cord.

reporter: but what's in your pants?

jirou: oh, just this playlist that i'm working on. wanna give it a listen?

brb going to write a heist mission starring these three-

hey there :D you’re leading a heist for VILE and are allowed to pick a crew of three other operatives to work alongside. who are you taking and why?

DEFINITELY El Topo, Paperstar, and Neal the eel.

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El Topo: Personal tunnel driller- this dude can literally bust into any building through his tunnels and ngl, that is pretty useful when you're getting chased or cornered.

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Paper Star: Her paper can slice through anything (depends on what type of paper she uses). She also has great accuracy which is useful for targeting something or someone who gets in the way of the heist. (Her humming also reminds me of Columbina.)

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Neal The Eel: He can greatly help when you need to go into a room but the only option is either through a tight air vent or a small space which can't fit you or any other operatives. He can slip and open it for you and the others and finish the heist with ease.

(note: sorry if i answered late to your ask, somehow tumblr didn't notify me-)

does class 1-a sing in the shower (part two)

do ojiro, kaminari, kirishima, koda, and sato sing in the shower bath?

part one - aoyama, ashido, asui, iida, uraraka

part two - you are here!

part three - shouji, jirou, sero, tokoyami, todoroki

part four - hagakure, bakugou, midoriya, mineta, yaoyorozu

...

ojiro mashirao: yes

he plays around with his vocals a lot

has a really nice mid-range

the acoustics make his singing sound really nice

will spend an hour in there

but doesn’t sing outside the bathroom

he will remain normal to the outside world

*sigh*

kaminari denki: no

he sang the pokemon theme song in the dorm baths

...but forgot all the lyrics

ended up doing some freestyle

it wasn’t even about pokemon

when he came out of the baths

sero was not impressed

tape guy was literally waiting outside

“you are a disgrace to the fandom.”

“i know...”

will never sing again

kirishima eijirou: yes

sings the manliest of manly tunes

which is all  c o u n t r y

thinks that it’s very manly

the most manly

does not care if anyone hears him

tokoyami once heard a “yeehaw” coming from the bathroom

he was terrified

koda koji: yes

has the nicest voice ever

not even kidding

i guess that’s what happens when you’re friends with the animals

snow white in the house

catches himself vocalizing bird calls

it’s very cute

sato rikido: no

he likes coming up with recipes instead

just thinks about deserts in the bath

“maybe i should make cheesecake later.”

and then he hypes himself up

after the bath

he’ll proceed to whip up the greatest cheesecake of all time

class 1-a thanks the bath for its service

does class 1-a sing in the shower (part four)

do hagakure, bakugou, midoriya, mineta, and yaororozu sing in the shower bath?

part one - aoyama, ashido, asui, iida, uraraka

part two - ojiro, kaminari, kirishima, koda, sato

part three - shouji, jirou, sero, tokoyami, todoroki

part four - you are here!

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hagakure tooru: yes

no two bath songs are the same

likes to improv melodies

usually sings on “la” or “ooh”

an occasional “na”

taps her feet in time

hums her songs in class

bakugou katsuki: no

but this one time

bakugou had some flashbacks to the sports festival

he got really pissed about the final battle again

ended up blowing up the tub

now he listens to classical music during bath time

as much as he hates it

he doesn’t want to pay for another replacement tub

midoriya izuku: yes

so

you know that pokemon rap?

or the periodic table song?

or the animaniac nations of the world?

or any song that lists all of something?

he sings the heroes of japan

wouldn’t be surprised if he wrote it himself

knows the whole song by heart

class 1-a is shook

mineta minoru: no

he probably thinks of-

you know what?

i’m not even going to finish that sentence

you know what he thinks of

i need holy water

just like a whole spray bottle of it

yaoyorozu momo: yes

disney princess

momo kills it in the shower

her voice is great for soft pop

ojiro once complemented her

“you have a really nice voice.”

“oh! thank you...”

didn’t sing for a week after that

zoom

ft. mic forgetting hagakure's quirk

...

present mic: cameras on please!

class 1-a: *turns cameras on*

present mic: hagakure! nice room, but we should see your face!

hagakure: *calmly unmutes microphone*

hagakure: i'm in front of the camera, yamada-sensei.

present mic: but i can't see you!

hagakure: i'm invisible.

present mic: that doesn't matter.

hagakure: i. am. invisible.

present mic: can you make yourself visible?

hagakure: *leaves meeting*

enby bakugo

reporter: are you male or female?

bakugo: a damn good hero, if not the best. actually, you know what? i am the best. not counting all might, though.

reporter: but what's in your pants?

bakugo: you wanna sleep with me? not looking like that, extra. i'd give you a four out of ten.