No One Asked But Here's My Son

No one asked but here's my son

Made a little sketch of a silly little scientist vampire :)

Seriously tho, I was making mashed potatoes earlier and nearly had to stop cuz I couldn't mash em without my rib hurting and feeling uncomfortable

Me: Elbows my rib outward once and it really hurt

Rib: Feels wrong since elbowing it

Rib: Proceeds to give me bad anxiety from feeling that there's something wrong with it

Rib: Gives me 3 bad panic attacks in less than 2 days

Rib: Now hurts when I touch it

Rib: Is clearly not where it's supposed to be when I look in the mirror

Rib: Makes it so I can't lift heavy things or put pressure on it without it hurting

Rib: Still gives me anxiety and makes it impossible to focus on bad days

Doctor: "There's nothing wrong with you. Your body's just asymmetrical. Drink some water and it will go away."

. . .

Wtf doctors?

Random headcanon I have:

Kirishima puts ketchup on everything. Burgers, eggs, steak, mashed potatoes, chicken, he even occasionally has it on corn. Bakugou absolutely HATES this, and when he first spotted Kiri putting ketchup all over his bowl of popcorn, Bakugou just looked at him like "What. The. Fuck.", threw Kiri's food away, and angrily made him more

(Bonus: Kami does a similar thing with mayo. Not to the same extent as Kiri, but he still puts it on a bunch of stuff.)

Tagging @moodyvoid cuz I heard you were looking for headcanons 👍

Ik I joke around to my friends and family about not being able to sleep on my side, but it really fucking sucks.

Cuz like, sleeping on your side feels so much more natural and comfortable than sleeping sitting up. I've been unable to sleep on my side without waking up extremely nauseous for well over a year now, and it hasn't gotten any better.

I've tried this medication, I've tried that medication, I've tried this diet, I've tried that diet, I've tried sleeping in different parts of the house, I've tried sleeping on my back, I've tried sleeping on my stomach, and nothing works.

And I've been told countless times by people that "You should really sleep in your own bed.", and "It's not good for you to be always sleeping on the couch.", and "(In a rude, know it all tone) But why would you sleep in your bed? You seem perfectly fine sleeping on the couch.", as if they don't understand its not a fucking choice for me.

Sure, I can sleep in my bed, but I'll wake up at 2am feeling like I'm one ill-timed blink away from vomiting. And with my emetophobia, that's not gonna cut it.

I just wanna rip my stomach out of my body and ask it what the fuck it thinks it's doing.