Normalize Retconning Things In Your Head. No I Don't Mean Headcanons My Thing Is Different. No I'm Not

normalize retconning things in your head. no I don't mean headcanons my thing is different. no I'm not delusional why do u ask

the most unrealistic part of reading psych fanfictions is the characters being surprised when shawn isn't straight. look at him and TELL me that's not the most bisexual man you've ever met!!

being non-binary is fun. I wanna be a car

throwback to when I was trying to write a play last year.. I think I might've been a little bit frustrated

When I was a kid, I loved to help my mom cook. One day, when I was maybe 6 or 7, we were making homemade french fries. I was a bit apprehensive to use the potato peeler, but I was able to get the hang of it. I must've got a little too comfortable, because the next thing I knew, I had peeled.. my finger.

I didn't know so much blood could come out of a finger, really. I almost passed out just from the sight - I've always had that problem. That's why I have to lay down when having my blood drawn.

The scar is still here today: a pale crescent moon on the tip of my index finger. And I still can't use a potato peeler.

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

no I will NOT elaborate (translation: I will if you ask (please ask))