Sometimes I Think I Should Use More Capital Letters In My Tumblr Posts. But Then I Remember I'm A Bad

sometimes I think I should use more capital letters in my tumblr posts. but then I remember I'm a bad bitch who can do whatever I want

thinking about that time I opened google, forgot what I was about to type, and then finally remembered later that it was a question about ADHD...

calling all crab likers!!

I would like to implore you to use the highly neglected tag "#crabposting" for all your crustaceous needs (particularly hermit crabs). though I am only one man, I believe we can make it happen. we can bring more crabs to tumblr

in the meanwhile, would anyone like to see some pictures of my hermit crabs? this is fish :)

When I was a kid, I loved to help my mom cook. One day, when I was maybe 6 or 7, we were making homemade french fries. I was a bit apprehensive to use the potato peeler, but I was able to get the hang of it. I must've got a little too comfortable, because the next thing I knew, I had peeled.. my finger.

I didn't know so much blood could come out of a finger, really. I almost passed out just from the sight - I've always had that problem. That's why I have to lay down when having my blood drawn.

The scar is still here today: a pale crescent moon on the tip of my index finger. And I still can't use a potato peeler.

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

things to ask yourself when designing a female character:

how much blood is she covered in

are her eyes filled with madness

can she rip things to shreds with her fingernails

the most unrealistic part of reading psych fanfictions is the characters being surprised when shawn isn't straight. look at him and TELL me that's not the most bisexual man you've ever met!!