Please Can You Make Some Octonaut Incorrect Quotes Because I Need It

Please can you make some octonaut incorrect quotes because I need it

AHHH MY FIRST ASK

Anyways

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Peso: Why does Kwazii have a knife?

Tweak: He felt unsafe.

Peso: Now I feel unsafe!

Tweak Want a knife?

Shellington: I've only had the Vegimals for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.

Dashi: How was your day, Captain?

Barnacles: *flashbacks*

Dashi: Captain?

Barnacles: ...It was alright.

Tweak: How do I deal with my enemies?

Kwazii: Kill them.

Tweak: Okay, that's a bit extreme. Maybe something a bit more passive?

Kwazii: Kill them only a little bit?

Barnacles: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Kwazii: That's why I carry two swords.

Kwazii: I turned out just fine!

Tweak: Kwazii, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Kwazii: I didn't put the bread in, YOU didn't put the bread in!

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If you can't tell, Kwazii is one of my favorites

May I suggest:

Hold him like cheeseburger?

Hold gently.....😳 The toll is better not to drop the smoll.

Mono is so smoll compare to Thim Man... his lil hands don't even circle Thin Man's fingers.. which are also biger than Mono's arm 😅

Tall Man discover that his little self is more confortable when he don't just hold him awkwardly with his lil legs dangling

Can you write a short story of Shellington being so sick he could barelymove and everyone is taking care of the boi

I am actually already working on this! It may take a bit considering Octonauts isn't my main interest at the moment, but I am working on it. Thank you for asking.

Series: Little Nightmares

Characters: Mono, Six

Fic type: Alternate Timeline

Summary: A simple apology can fix so much

!!Spoilers for the ending of Little Nightmares 2!!

Mono felt the floor fall out from underneath him as he ran from the wall of flesh that chased him. He briefly glanced behind him and almost instantly regretted it, as the wall of flesh was no more than a foot away from him. He pushed off from the crumbling bridge and set his eyes on Six, who was crouched on the other side of the chasm and prepared to catch him.

His palms nearly missing, Mono grabbed onto Six's outstretched hand and held it for dear life. He breathed a sigh of relief and smiled until he looked up at his companion's face and saw her frightened expression. His smile immediately dissolved and was replaced with a wide-eyed stare as he looked up at Six. She didn't look scared of the flesh-wall that had threatened to crush the two - she looked scared of Mono.

After what felt like centuries, Mono felt the girl's grip on his hands loosen and saw her face turn cold. He gave her a pleading, confused look before it clicked.

"Six, please," he looked up at his friend with begging eyes. "I'm sorry."

In less than a second, Six's expression shifted from cold and logical to stunned and empathetic. She studied Mono's face for a brief moment before pulling him up onto the ledge next to her and dragging him by the hand into the glowing doorway that signified freedom to them both.

I love it, where do I sign?

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"