Arthur: When I Am King You Will Be Full Fired.

Arthur: When I am King you will be full fired.

Merlin: If you become king.

Merlin: And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.

Arthur: What?

*after watching Uther and Catrina making heart eyes at each other*

Merlin: Should I poison the dinner, Sire?

Arthur: MERLIN!!!

Arthur: That's not for another two hours!!

Prompt #8:

“I called her and politely asked her not to publish it. She was really nice.”

“You slept with her.”

“A bit, yeah.”

Source: friends

Prompt #5:

Soulmate AU:

You know how they say you get hiccups when your soulmate thinks about you but kisses someone else?

Well, let’s just say Arthur does not suffer a shortage of partners, and Merlin is seriously fed up with his seemingly neverending hiccup.

Visiting Prince: I want my own wing, a personal staff and a tournament held in my honour. Oh, and I want that manservant.

Arthur: Pfff. Unbelieavable. He wants my manservant to do his chores. Can't he hire his own manservant?

Morgana: Arthur, he already has a manservant.

Arthur: What? Why would he want Merlin then?

Morgana:

Arthur:

Arthur: Oh. Ooh.

Merlin: Even though we're now married I want to keep working. We've always had two incomes in this family.

Arthur: Yes, love, but your income was always deducted from my income.