Merlin: I Need A Petname For Arthur.

Merlin: I need a petname for Arthur.

Gaius: Well, I used to call Alice my better half.

Merlin: But Arthur is not just a half. He is his a whole in every aspect!

Merlin:

Merlin: I know! I'll call Arthur my better whole!

Gaius: Merlin, noo!!

Prompt #10:

King Arthur of Camelot rides out to slay a monster that’s been terrorising his kingdom. Once he finds it’s lair he successfully slays the beast and discovers a frightened child that’s been hiding inside the cave.

As he takes the child, Merlin, back with him to the castle, little does he know that Merlin is not a victim but the monster’s offspring. By the time Arthur figures out Merlin is developing the same powers as his mother he has grown to love the child and will protect him with everything he has.

Knight #1: Gwaine ate from my plate!

Knight #2: Gwaine slept in my bed!

Knight #3: Gwaine stuck my ballpoint pen in his butt!

Arthur: *softly* Yes, that is Gwaine.

Prompt #14:

Merlin: You’ve met my mum a dozen times and she absolutely adores you.

Arthur: Not as your boyfriend I haven’t.

Merlin: Arthur, half the time I am convinced she likes you even better than me, so can you please stop freaking out?

Prompt #9:

The cursed Prince

When Arthur was young he was cursed. A punishment for all his cruelties.

The next time he misused his powers as the Prince of Camelot against his people he started growing horns. They grew bigger and he became beastlier with every misbehaviour.

In order to become the handsome prince he once was he needs someone to show - and teach - him kindness.

Though who would help out the disgraced prince that has scared away everyone long ago?

PSA:

All the angst and (mutual) pining, (supposedly) unrequited love and slow burn we all love to read about in fanfiction is Not Fun™ when you experience it first hand in real life.