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Irondad fic ideas #96

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: THE CRYPTID OF STARK TOWER

Bonus:

Ryan and Shane interview employees, search for clues, discuss theories, and, after getting security clearance to stay overnight from an unhappy man named Happy, attempt a candy- and science-based summoning of the legendary cryptid known only as The Kid.

I want to literally DIE. I'm in AGONY. SOMEONE HELP ME.

HOW WE DOIN’ HOOT HOUSE

(that’s rhetorical the answer is NOT GOOD)

*Peter who had pulled an all nighter to study goes to the kitchen at 6AM to get a snack just to see the entire team sitting around the counter watching Steve and Bucky work in the kitchen": Uuh, guys why are you all awake right now?

Tony: 'Morning Underoos. Take a seat, breakfast will be ready in a few minutes.

Peter: Oook, but why are you all doing *gestures vaguely* this?

Natasha: We're watching our early morning show.

Bruce: It's quite entertaining.

Thor: You are welcome to join us!

Clint: It starts at 5:30 AM normally but you can tune in at different times of the day as well.

Peter: But the TV is off? What shows are you guys talking about?

Tony: The 'Two ancient gays (who are obviously in love) navigating the kitchen like a married couple but blushing like schoolgirls when they make eye contact or touch each other slightly' show of course!

Okay, so I'm gonna be giving a hot take right now, and I mean a HOT take (especially on this hellsite that practically worshipped, and still does, Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock and the BBC Sherlock show as a whole). But I just have to get this off of my chest,

My favorite version of Sherlock Holmes is Henry Cavill's Sherlock (especially after EH2).

SCREAMING CRYING LAUGHING

it’s nov 5 and new johnlock just dropped babes

Istg, that man put Peggy on a plane to make peggysous happen.

Sousa and Peggy: *exist in the same room, and look at eachother for 0.000001 sec

Thompson: *plays Can you feel the love tonight on a kazoo