Life Series/Hermits (+Skizz) Incorrect Quotes
Life Series/Hermits (+Skizz) Incorrect Quotes
Grian: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Grian: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
Impulse: Go on, give Skizz a compliment. Gem: How do you expect me to do that? Pearl: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Gem: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Skizz, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
Scar: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.
Skizz: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Pearl: Killed without hesitation.
Bdubs: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Cleo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Bdubs: I said within reason, Cleo. How about I murder that guy? Cleo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Bdubs: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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