Life Series/Hermits (+Skizz) Incorrect Quotes
Life Series/Hermits (+Skizz) Incorrect Quotes
Grian: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Grian: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
Impulse: Go on, give Skizz a compliment. Gem: How do you expect me to do that? Pearl: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you. Gem: Uhh… You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day! Skizz, sobbing: Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
Scar: I said ‘No’ to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.
Skizz: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Pearl: Killed without hesitation.
Bdubs: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Cleo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Bdubs: I said within reason, Cleo. How about I murder that guy? Cleo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Bdubs: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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A lot of tissue paper.
More elaboration:
Etho is handed a poor quality kakashi costume.
Joel gets a scratchy wizard beard and shrek ears.
Pearl walks in with a hoodie, everyone is perfectly fine with this. When she goes red, she drenches herself in fake blood.
I also raise you: Mumbo has a poorly cut out paper handlebar moustache taped to his face. Halfway through the performance, it gets ripped off and he screams really loudly.
Scar's wizard robe has the texture of and sounds like a purple chip wrapper.
Autumnwhistles idea for a last life musical made me think about the costumes and the funniest ways to make the costumes as crappy as possible.
ex: Scott's halo is a bunch of glow sticks tapes to his head that he has to hide between scenes so they can't see him entering/exiting.
or: Cleo gets the absolute worst makeup job.
or: The Watchers are just the tech crew who put a mask on before being onstage.
All the budget goes to giving Ren the most elaborate outfit.
Scar: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Scar: That's why I own TEN guns. Scar: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
Life Series Incorrect Quotes
Martyn: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
Mumbo: So Lizzie, how did your first time cooking dinner go? Lizzie: Pretty good if I do say so myself. Mumbo: Oo! Okay, what are we having? Lizzie: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato. Mumbo: A whole potato? Lizzie: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches! Mumbo: These just look like big slabs of black. Lizzie: Because that's what they are! Lizzie: And then for desert, we have chocolate. Mumbo: These are just chocolate chips? Lizzie: They sure are! Lizzie: And then for drinks, we have toast! Lizzie: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
Skizz: *pulls back the curtain while Impulse is showering* Skizz: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
*The Squad is on a hike* Jimmy: It’s beautiful out here. Martyn: And quiet. Jimmy: Too quiet. Martyn: Did we lose someone? *cut to Pearl with a bear in a headlock*
BigB: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
Ren: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Scott: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Grian: I’m going to dunk on you. Ren: Bring a ladder.
Joel: You’re a horrible person! Scott: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.
Scar: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs. Cleo: Those are bones, Scar. Scar: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
Gem, Entering Cleo's room: Scar did it again. Cleo: Peace disturbance? Gem: What no- Cleo: Arson..? Gem: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY- Cleo: uh....Attempted murder? Gem: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Cleo: Just be careful, Scar!
Scar: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Cleo!
Scar: It's everything around me that's careless.
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