Austin: I Dont Know Whats Worse.

Austin: I don’t know what’s worse.

Austin: the fact that I was related to Octavian..

Austin: or the fact that my soon to be brother—in—law just threatened to break my saxophone if I played it at one in the morning again. I mean, everyone knows that’s the optimal time for saxophone!

Apollo, watching from Olympus: I get you so much, son

Percy: what’s the word for when you’re water hungry?

Annabeth: ... do you mean thirsty?

Percy: *snaps fingers* YES

Annabeth: *facepalms*

Percy: remember that one time you dared me to lick a swing set?

Annabeth: no Percy i said “don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

The bossy smart girl who carries the entire group the whole way

never really noticed before how TWELVE percy’s quest companion choices are. its his best friend and that one bossy girl that seems to know whats going on. peak group project in middle school choices

will: *hugs nico*

nico: what was that?

will: affection

nico: disgusting

nico:

nico: do it again

Percy: fuck this shit i just want to go to university

Annabeth: just singing as loud and randomly as possible

Percy: im so done with this let me go home

meanwhile Hebe: STOP MANGLING A PERFECTLY GOOD SONG *turns into a baby*

been thinking about that scene in chalice of the gods when percy and annabeth are singing karaoke together. and it's so funny bc percy "if anything, i should be getting a scholarship to NRU" jackson is just stone-faced, fed up with this bullshit and just sings the song bc dammit this might as well happening. and annabeth "this quest is the least dangerous things i've had to do in my entire life, and i'm trapped in my eight-year-old body with no guaranteed that i'll return to myself" chase is just singing her heart out, adding a ridiculous amount of riffs and runs, and is definitely off-key and off tempo. like, percy could not be more pissed off about how stupid it'll be if they don't survive, and annabeth could not care any less about how they win as long as they do. this is a hilarious visual. hats off to rick.