Incorrect Solangelo Quotes - Tumblr Posts
...Well this turned from 180 to 10
Will: I have a PHD
Will: A pretty huge d-
Nico: Don't say it, I'm leaving
Will, turning to his pet: Sorry, bud, guess he doesn't like donkeys
...Will, You smooth fucker.
Nico: like...Friends right?
Will: can you help me plan my wedding?
Nico: oh you’re getting married?
Will: yes
Nico: oh. That’s nice, what do you want me to do?
Will: be my husband
Bonus:
Jason: Hey guys have you seen Pip--
Piper: *being chased by honeybees along with the bear from before with Percy and Will *
Annabeth, Nico, Jason: *Facepalm * Idiots
Annabeth: it’s so beautiful out here!
Nico: and quiet
Annabeth: too quiet
Nico: did we lose someone?
[cut to Percy and Will being chased by a bear]
Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Will: You’re like 15 years old
Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
Nico: Hey Will, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Will, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Nico: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Solace!
how many half-bloods does it take to cover for one (1) will solace at the infirmary?
Nico is a baby (in love), Bianca is alive
Inspired by one of the posts I've recently reblogged.
Gods, I haven't made these in a while...
*knock knock*
Thalia: Oh, hey, Nico.
Nico: Is Bia in?
Thalia: Yeah, just a sec. Bianca!!
Bianca: Yes? *notices Nico* Oh, hi, Nico.
Nico: Hi. Can you two do me a favor?
Bianca: Uhh *looks at Thalia*
Thalia: What's up?
Nico: So, as you guys may know, tomorrow is my anniversary with Will.
Bianca: Yes, we're aware. You've been nonstop planning for days.
Nico: Anyway, I wanted to ask if it would be possible for you guys to make sure no one interrupts us? Like, nothing too elaborate. But make sure there's no medical emergencies?
Bianca and Thalia: *look at each other*
Thalia: Yeah, okay. Leave it to us, kiddo.
Nico: *sighs in relief* Thanks, guys.
The next Day:
Will: Huh. Look at that! Nearly 3 pm and I havent gotten an emergency call to the infirmary. Can you believe that?
Nico: See? I told you we'd be okay
Will: Yeah, okay. You were right *kisses his cheek*
Meanwhile:
Thalia:
Hermes Cabin:
Travis: Hey, Thalia
Thalia: What?
Travis: We just got a package. They said it's just by the camp gate.
Thalia: Peyton, go get their package
Peyton: On it.
Travis: Thank you.
Hermes Cabin Camper: This is stupid. You can't just keep us in here the whole day.
Thalia: We can and we will.
Hermes Cabin Camper: We'd like to see you try.
Thalia: Sit your ass down.
Hermes Cabin Camper: Yes, mam.
Meanwhile:
Kayla: And be sure to eat something before you take the medicine.
Camper: Thanks, Kayla.
Kayla: Sure, no prob.
Greta (HoA, child of Apollo): Hey.
Austin: Hey. Kayla! Greta's back.
Greta: So, rundown: Ares boy scraped his knee so I applied betadine and patched him up. Aphrodite girl needed some dysmenorrhoea meds. And this Hephastus kid got 1st degree burns on his arm. I poured as much cold water as I could on it and wrapped it a towel so here he is.
Austin: Alright. Thanks, Greta
Greta: Sure, no prob.
Meanwhile:
Percy:
Bianca: *reading a book*
Percy: Can I just-
Bianca: No.
Percy: But I-
Bianca: No.
*knock knock*
Bianca: Who is it?
Annabeth: It's Annabeth.
Bianca: *opens the door* Hi, Annabeth. Sorry, Percy's on lockdown right now.
Annabeth: Why?
Bianca: Short version is that today is Will and Nico's anniversary and we don't trust Percy to not cause chaos today that doesn't end up with anyone in the infirmary.
Annabeth: ...I see...want me to help?
Bianca: That'd be great, thanks.
percy: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.
nico: fuck that, i’m not kissing any of you
*will walks in*
nico: well i mean rules are rules
will: *hugs nico*
nico: what was that?
will: affection
nico: disgusting
nico:
nico: do it again
Austin: I don’t know what’s worse.
Austin: the fact that I was related to Octavian..
Austin: or the fact that my soon to be brother—in—law just threatened to break my saxophone if I played it at one in the morning again. I mean, everyone knows that’s the optimal time for saxophone!
Apollo, watching from Olympus: I get you so much, son