Smash Intros: Zelda VS Toon Link

Smash Intros: Zelda VS Toon Link

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Zelda:”Fighting Galeem will be nothing like fighting Ganondorf.”

Toon Link:”How about a kiss, for luck?”

Zelda:”You’ve got to be kidding me.”

[CD-i reference.]

Smash Intros: Bowser VS Joker

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Bowser:"Y'know, that Kamoshida guy's lucky you stole his heart, Joker." 

Joker:"Why's that, Bowser?"

Bowser:"If Wendy had gone to Shujin, I'd have ripped it out!"

[Some Mario fans depict the post New Super Mario Bros. U Koopalings as late-middle or early-high school age. Kamoshida, the Shujin High gym teacher and volleyball coach, is the first target and did...horrible things to the female students.]

Smash Intros: Terry VS Ganondorf

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Terry:"Y'know, I'm surprised you didn't invite Rugal into your lil' League of Villains."

Ganondorf:"The Subspace Legion has no need for a sadistic madman with delusions of godhood."

Terry:"Yeah, that's YOUR job."

[Rugal Bernstein is a boss in the King of Fighters series and is infamous for his cruelty, god complex, and ridiculous difficulty level.]

Smash Intros: Luigi VS Ice Climbers

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Luigi:"So, you have an idea for a new Ice Climbers game?"

Popo:"It's an action-platformer-adventure game with randomly generated levels."

Nana:"And you have to start from the very beginning if you lose a life!"

Luigi:"I...think that's been done already."

[A reference to Spelunky and an Ice Climbers game idea I had that was basically a vertical Spelunky.]

Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack

Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”

Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”

Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”

[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]

Smash Intros: Captain Falcon VS Ness

Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack 

Captain Falcon:”Bet you’ve seen your share of scary monsters and super creeps.”

Ness:”Starmen, diamond dogs, and all kinds of space oddities.”

Captain Falcon:”Sounds like you’re really under pressure, kiddo.”

[Earthbound has enemies called Starmen and a boss called the Diamond Dog, both of which get their names from David Bowie songs. I crammed in a few more Bowie references while I was at it.]