Chaol: Hello?

Chaol: Hello?

Celeana: I found the killer, I'm in the back of his trunk right now.

Chaol: *faints*

Cassian: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one.

Cassian: Mor, code name ‘been there, done that’ Nes is ‘currently doing that’ Feyre is ‘It happened once in a dream’ Rhys, code name ‘if I had to pick a dude’ Amren is ‘Eagle two’

Amren: oh thank god

Cassian: Az is ‘I’d be lying if I said I thought thought about it’

IC: *NODS HEADS*

Maeve: So how'd you convince the Cadre to betray me? What'd you offer them?

Aelin: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

Nazeera: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually having a good time.

Aaron:*Walks into Juliette's bedroom without knocking*

Juliette, annoyed: What are you doing here, Aaron? Get out!

Kenji, blowing on his freshly painted nails: Yeah, this is girl's night.

Azriel: Allow me to introduce myself.

Azriel: My name is Azriel.

Azriel: So if any of you have anything else you’d like to say to my high lady, I will drag you outside and we will handle this Night Court Style.

Feyre: Why are you always blaming Eris for everything?

Azriel: Well, somebody has to, or he’ll go through life thinking there’s nothing wrong with him.