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Silly little video about me getting sick! Made while sick! Alright time to go rest... JUST KIDDING Ima work on my hobbies! [Flash warning on credits, nothing major! Just Capcut bugging out >:(] Edit: I can't get over why my voice is so low in the outro??
My friendly neighborhood in Gacha club
My friend and I had a conversation at work about Virburu and her self-insert who's a Miraluka named Cerri and it was mainly Cerri making a point which I thought was pretty funny.
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Cerri: I've seen some Togruta who have dialed it down. But this bitch...
The camera pans over to Virburu with her sharp teeth and "claws"
Virburu: *Doing this pose*
Avatar: The way of the water
At school….CAUSE WHY NOT ft: my oc Rio..and the RDA
Lyle: ok class I’m gonna be ur sub for today cause idk where your teacher went.so do whatever idc
Rio:….WOOOOOO
Ao’nung: can I go home
Lyle: sure
Ao’nung: -packs his stuff and leaves- BYE BITCHES
Rotxo: UR GONNA LEAVE MEEEE!?
Kiri: can I burn the school down?
Neteyam: -looks up from his book- I’m sorry WHAT
Lyle: Hell yeah go for it
Kiri: -goes to burn the school down-
Lo’ak: do they not care?
neteyam: I’m so fucking scared
Rio: you should be
Lo’ak: can I eat in class?
Rio: -drinking a Dr.pepper- this is my last soda….
Lyle: sorry but you can’t…RIO PUT THAT DRINK UP BEFORE I CALL UR FATHER!
Rio: ARENT YOU MY ADOPTED FATHER?
Lyle:….oh right…PUT THAT DRINK UP
Lo’ak: naw man getting mad for no reason
Rio: HOW TF
Lyle: LANGUAGE
Jake: -over the intercom- EVERYONE EVACUATE THE SCHOOL IT IS ON FIRE EVACUATE!
Lyle:…..you still wanna drink ur drink and eat your snack?
Neteyam: I’m about to jump out a Window
Rotxo: -plays take me to the king- TAKE ME TO THE QUEEN!
Neteyam: -sighs- this is gonna be hell…
Rio: -chugs the Dr.pepper and chokes- ah shitttttt
Lo’ak: welp Rio dead
-the next day cause magic!-
Quaritch: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD A BAD NOTE IN MY 100th YEAR OF TEACHING!
Rio: god damn it
Rotxo: can I go to the bathroom?
Quaritch: no
Rotxo: ok then
Neteyam: I didn’t do anything…
Ao’nung: -sleep in the back of the class- zzz
Lo’ak: -also asleep-
Quaritch: NOW RIO! WHY WERE YOU DRINKING SODA AND CUSSED OUT THE TEACHER? KIRI WHY TF DID YOU TRY AND BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN?!
Kiri: HE SAID WE COULD
Rio: can I leave?
Quaritch: no
Rotxo: can I go to the restroom?
Quaritch: do you have a pass
Rotxo:….yesss
Quaritch: that’s a fucking lie
Rio: -eating an Oreo-
Quaritch: -takes the bag and eats them-
Rio:…..-calls lyle- DAD UNCLE QUARITCH TOOK MY SHIT AND ATE IT!
Lyle: -hangs up and calls quaritch-
Quaritch: hello?
Lyle: -Cussing him out over the phone-
:o
Hawks: Hey Endeavor-san, how can I be more significant in forming closures with someone?
He tapped his shoulders
Endeavor: I don't know, I know what you're thinking and whatever your reasons I'm not interested to be your friend.
Hawks: Oh don't worry I won't be close to you, more like I'm asking because I want to date your daughte-
Endeavor: ...
He saw his flames grow slowly around his body
Hawks: I should have not said that..
:o
Hawks: Hey Endeavor-san, how can I be more significant in forming closures with someone?
He tapped his shoulders
Endeavor: I don't know, I know what you're thinking and whatever your reasons I'm not interested to be your friend.
Hawks: Oh don't worry I won't be close to you, more like I'm asking because I want to date your daughte-
Endeavor: ...
He saw his flames grow slowly around his body
Hawks: I should have not said that..
made this before frontiers came out for a bit of a laugh - please consider dropping a follow!!
Barbie (2023) by Greta Gerwig
I had to share it....this guy is great.
Magenta 💔
( a small skit)
Cue Dice minding his own business.
Dice: *humming*
Dice: . . .
Dice: why is it so quite
Dice: . . . wait. . .
Dice: . . .
Dice : why is there boss music . . .
Realization kicks in
Dice: Oh No
? ? ? In the distance: 𝐎𝐇 𝐘𝐄𝐒
Dice: Oh God
Candy/ Pink Dice: 𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋~
Dice: OH SHI-
Bonus:
Padar: damn . . .
Padar: he really wrecked his ass
Sphynx cat
Quick note: this post is inspired by a post by @r1ng-w0rm. (I will edit it to put the link here in a bit, I’m lazy right now)
Characters Dice and Jeff belongs to @ewwwabug
Jeff: hey Dice there’s been something I’ve been wanting to tell you, but I never got the courage to.
Dice looked at the man with question and concern, he has noticed his friend acting strange, he was planning to try to talk to the man but he didn’t know how to start the conversation so he just decided to listen.
Dice: yes Jeff?
Jeff then pulled off his weave and showed Dice his glowing glory
Jeff: I’m bald
Dice: 😧
Dice then took off his weave.
Dice: girl me too🥹
Jeff: 🥹
They then walked into the sunset laughing together and that’s how they became the loveless bald boys.
The end.
Trying a new color style with a comic!
Introducing Darp
Darp is the newest character in the T3M Productions mythos/lore who is a part of the newest arc(And yes, the character is just me shirtless with a mask on TwT)
7 × 13 = 28
Here's the multiplication
And for any nonbelievers in my courtroom
The division
And the addition
All math checks out
My friends aren't realizing this is a bit, even after I told them exactly who does this skit (Abbott and Costello). It's kinda sad
Uploaded my first skit onto YouTube, featuring, and requested by Mr Heartbroken (channel link in description)
And yes, I'm aware of how long it's been since my last upload.
... sooo.. Umm I'm afraid for Huggy's health. Dude.. Dude eats nails and milk like it's some bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
Now I can just imagine in the back of my head Huggy Wuggy's voice saying these lines and it scares me how I can actually see him doing this. Just coming across some box of fucking nails in the workshop and eating them whole like they're a box full of M&Ms, but they're hard, metallic and make my insides squirm in agony just thinking about it.