The Recoms: The Black Squad

The recoms: The black squad

Rio: -crying in a corner-

Ja: -singing Beyoncé very terribly-

Fike: -in the kitchen being a bartender- this party wild

Lopez: -fighting brown- BITCH

brown: -fighting Lopez-IM NEVER TAKING IT BACK

Rio: -calls Walker- come pick me up I’m scared

-they all hear pounding at the door-

Ja: -still singing- WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brown: -unplugs the microphone and tv- Shut up please

Ja: rude

Lopez: SHH

Random cop: AYE OPEN THE DOOR!

Fike: SHIT ITS THE FUZ

Rio: WAIT WHAT

Walker: -on the phone with Rio- Oh lord IS IT THE COPS

Rio: IDK COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Ja: -goes and hides somewhere-

Brown: -does the same-

Fike: man -goes and answers the door- why hello there officer.

Random cop: we got an noise complaint of a screeching Ikran in here and glass breaking

Fike:….oh umm well I can assure you that everything’s ok

Walker: Hello officer I’m here to pick up someone I’ll be out a jiff -pushes Fike aside and gets Rio and leaves with them-

Rio: bye!

Fike: ……..

Lopez: -hiding with ja-Why are you here

Ja:…..Bitch i have my reasons

Fike: IS IT BECAUSE IM BLUE!?

Random cop: -arresting Fike- SIR YOU ALMOST COMMITED ARSON AND MURDER

Fike: I HAD A GREAT REASON TO

Random cop: lord I do not get paid enough

-Fike ends up going to Pandora jail or whatever and basically gets bailed out in the next week. He tried to burn someone’s house down in bridgehead after-

Warren: when can I have my own episode

-I’m about to throw you-

The recoms: scavenger hunt

Ft: my oc Rio

Rio: what is this for again?

Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?

Brown: that’s what Lyle said

Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes

Quaritch: y’all better be ready

All: Sir yes sir

Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.

-they all nod-

Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.

-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-

Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*

Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?

Rio: sure

Prager: ok we have another one

Mansk: good

Ja: nice

Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-

Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!

ja: WELL HURRY TF UP

-a few hours later-

Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-

Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?

Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough

Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others

Prager: Ja wtf

Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie

Prager: lord

Mansk: we’re back with some fruit

Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA

Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-

Ja: OW MY NOSE

Rio: oh shit sorry

Ja: Ahhhhhh

Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?

Prager: yes yes we did

The recoms: dealing with spider while quaritch is away

Mansk: ok kid time to wash up

Spider:……hell….no

Mansk: so you wanna go around smelling musty. Ha I think the think not. Shower now.

Spider: Make me

-a few minutes later-

Mansk: -washing spiders hair in the showers-

Spider:……why

Mansk: didnt i say stfu

Spider:…..

Mansk: thank you

-after Mansk got done washing spiders hair and spider got done taking a shower-

Lyle: ok it’s my turn now

Mansk: take him

Spider: WOOOOOOWWWWWWW

mansk: -walks away leaving spider with Lyle-

Lyle: ok so you wanna watch a movie with the rest of the recoms?

Spider:….sounds….interesting but ok

Lyle: ok come on -leads spider to the recoms bunks-

Z-dog: JA AND LOPEZ PLEASE STFU WITH ALL THAT SINGING

ja And lopez: -mourning the death of Fike,Walker,brown(He should have lived) , and the other recoms that died while singing terribly-

Z-dog: UGHHHHH -puts their head under the pillows-

Spider:….does this happen normally?

Lyle: it’s best to ignore it

-a few hours later after they got done watching a movie and put spider to sleep-

Quaritch: I’m back how did it go?

Mansk: good

Lyle: mhm! We took care of him boss

Z-dog: -asleep on one of the bunk beds-

Pranger: -also asleep-

Quaritch: y’all did good. Now get some rest. We have a busy day ahead of us

Baby recom headcanons

Prager is most likely to have warm milk to make them fall asleep more easily cause they can’t fall asleep most of the time.

Mansk is the one to be roped into stuff and is quite most of the time.

Lopez And Brown fight sometimes but at the end of the day their friendship still last. (Totally didn’t try and force a car out of Ja’s nose after he got it stuck)

Warren is attacked by the girls and ate his red crayon. When quaritch asked where the red crayon was and he said it didn’t taste like strawberries.

Z-dog and Walker be holding Fike hostage most of the time for tea parties and make overs.

Lyle is around quaritch most of the time and will hold on to his leg if he has to leave.

Zhang is trying to stay away from the group because of the chaos that goes on.

can you write recoms x reader who has ptsd from s/a and r*pe?

Ok so I hope I’m not coming off as rude or anything towards you. It’s just that I don’t wanna trigger anyone with s/a And r*pe for those who have gone through it. (And if you have I am very sore to hear about that.) even though I was over the moon for this to be my first request I was also really confused on if I should do it or not. So no I will not be writing recoms x Reader with ptsd from s/a r*pe. I’m sure another writer would be more comfortable than I am to write it though.

Totally love me tender

Douglas: Why we stopped

Donald: thinking

Douglas: about what? The fact that you have no braincells

Donald: I should have ate you in the womb

Douglas: WERE TRAINS WHAT FUCKING WOMB!?

Donald: BITCH WE CAN THROW HANDS RN

Douglas: COME AT ME BITCH

-ummmm soo no body won yeah so next!-

Douglas: I think we should clear Edwards line

Donald: naw let’s stick to the mainline for now

Douglas: But what about Edward

Donald: we’ll come back to it later

Douglas: UGHHHHHHH

-later-

Edward: -clearing his line while delivering goods-

Edward: I dont expect the twins to do everything

-back to the twins-

Donald: we’re going to the search and rescue center

Douglas: why tf would we need to go there

Donald: and you say I have one brain cell

Douglas: CAUSE YOU DO! DUMB ASS RAT

Donald: AYE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!

Douglas: WHAT YOU GONNA DO!? UR NOT MY MOM

Donald: WE DONT HAVE ONE WERE TRAINS!

Douglas: STOP APPLYING LOGIC TO EVERYTHING! LIKE LOOK AT AEG!

Donald: yeah you have a point….BUT STILL

Douglas: UGHH

-they clear the line to the search and rescue center and went back the clearing the mainline-

Donald: so where to now?

Douglas: fuck you. You never listen to me

Donald: are you Emo again?

Douglas: WHAT

Donald: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ARE YOU EMO AGAIN

Douglas: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EMO AGAIN

Donald:….BITCH YOU DONT REMEMBER!?

Douglas: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!

-Donald went on explaining how Douglas was Emo when they were back on Scotland-

Douglas: BITCH THAT WAS YOU

Donald: NO THE FUCK IT WASNT

-at the end of the day they are still brothers-

Spencer: .-. STOP TORMENTING ME

-NEVER NOW STFU AND GO TO THE CORNER-

Spencer: WHAT DID I EVEN DO

-YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID-