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Skrimm : I’m a fool, not an idiot.

Marius: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Gricko: But what if something else happens just this one time.

Jericho : Is stabbing someone immoral?

Lethica: Not if they consent to it.

Marius: Depends on who your stabbing.

Briggsy: YES??!!?

Briggsy: I’m not stupid, you know.

Marius: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it!

Briggsy: What was that?

Jericho : My shirt fell.

Briggsy: It sounded a lot heavier than that.

Farryn: They were in it.

Hey, I know this is advertised as a OUAW Incorrect Quotes account—and it is, don’t get me wrong—but I’ve been thinking about including a couple of the other Avantris campaigns into the mix (right now I’ve just been thinking about Icebound, since that’s the one I’m currently watching, but it won’t be the only one I’ll end up including).

This’ll still be a predominantly OUAW IQ account, but I’m just gonna add some variation into the mix.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled programming :)

I saw a pinterest comment that said 'someone should combine all of the aroace flags and call it supremACEy' and..

SUPREMACEY

the extra 'e' was not a mistake

Lethica: Okay, who's turn is it to give the pep talk?

Briggsy: It's Marius's turn.

Marius: Don't die.

Briggsy, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

*The squad is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.*

Dandy: Get two more chairs!

Pyke: They can get their own chairs.

Rett: Make them fight for it.

Klavir: You only need one chair to beat them all with.

Chuckles : I would never be near children.

Pyke: you're a clown-

Laboosh: Kill two.

Marius, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Marius: Can you come out?

Farryn: Yeah gimme a minute…

Farryn: Marius, I’m gay.

Marius: I know that. Come out to the car.

Farryn: Okay.

Farryn: Car, I’m gay.

*The Squad is eating dinner*

Jericho : Can you pass the salt?

Farryn: *throws Marius across the table*

*talking on the phone*

Kremy: Remember how I said that Gideon and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Frost: Yeah…

Kremy: Well, we’re in jail.

Frost: *hangs up*

Lethica: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Marius: *blushing* I—

Briggsy, butting into the conversation: Yorgrim is perfect, thanks for asking.

I want to choke on my tears and die

Gricko: If Kremy says they’ll be ready in five minutes, they will be.

Gricko: No need to remind them every fifteen minutes about it.

Briggsy: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!

Lethica: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Briggsy: Fuck you.

Gricko: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Frost: Heck.

Gricko: You're on thin fucking ice.

Gricko: Oh no-

Klavir: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Chuckles , taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Chuckles : Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Dandy: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!

Gricko: Hey Kremy, do you wanna help us?

Kremy: Oh, I would... but I don’t want to.

Klavir, to the Squad: I’d die for you.

Rett: Then perish.

Pyke: You will.

Dandy: Please don’t.

Chuckles : Coool.

Laboosh: I’d die for you first.

Jericho : Marius, I’m afraid.

Marius: Just stay close to Farryn.

Jericho : That's why I’m afraid.

Jericho : What does “take out” mean?

Farryn: Food.

Lethica: Dating.

Briggsy: Murder.

Yorgrim: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.