Scott: Youve Never Once Done Jury Duty Or Paid Your Taxes!

Scott: You’ve never once done jury duty or paid your taxes!

Pietro: Not until gay marriage is legalized everywhere.

Scott: . . . what?

Pietro: I stand by that.

Scott: What the fuck?

Jubilee: Do you notice something different about Peter?

Scott: Well, Peter’s his own thing. We’ve had sex in like three different houses and I’m not totally sure any of them were his.

Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!

Scott: No, I didn’t!

Ororo: Yes, you did!

Scott: Didn’t!

Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Scott: Did! Not!

Ororo: Did!

Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!

Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.

Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*

Ororo: He totally did!

Scott: Are you single?

Pietro: I’m an Avenger, in your eyes a criminal, and you have arrested me multiple times for stealing and collaborating with my father.

Scott: But do you like guys?

Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!

Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .

Pietro: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this situation.

Scott: Manslaughter it is.