Alex: I Cant Take This! Ive Hit My Limit!

Alex: I can’t take this! I’ve hit my limit!

Hank: It’s literally just broccoli . . .

Cyclops: Thanks, Cap. This meeting was fun.

Captain America: Summers, just take you twink and go.

Quicksilver:

Cyclops:

Quicksilver: That’s just unfair.

Raven: I have an amazing memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Kurt: You left me in a Walmart parking lot just last week!

Raven: That was on purpose, try again.

Scott: Okay, now that you have a girlfriend I feel comfortable talking about my own love life!

Jean: Go on?

Scott: Quicksilver’s hot!

Jean: . . .

Jean: Get out.

Scott: Did I get anything out of this experience? No. It was completely and totally uneventful.

Jubilee: He kissed a guy!!!

Scott: No, I didn’t!

Ororo: Yes, you did!

Scott: Didn’t!

Jubilee: Diiiiiiiiiiid!!!

Scott: Did! Not!

Ororo: Did!

Jubilee: Did, did, did, did, did! Di di di did di di di did!!!

Jean: Babe, I can break this tie.

Jean: *holds up a photo of Pietro kissing Scott*

Ororo: He totally did!

Pietro: Reporters always ask us how we manage three kids with such different mutations so easily.

Scott: The secret is, we don’t. We have no control of them whatsoever.

Pietro: Earlier, Nate called my name and when I went to see what was going on, John shot me in the throat with a nerf gun before Luna tackled me to the floor.