My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Pietro: Okay, Scott. This Is Getting Ridiculous Now. It Is Clear That There Is A Sexual Tension Between
Pietro: Okay, Scott. This is getting ridiculous now. It is clear that there is a sexual tension between us, but for some reason you decide not to act on it.
Scott: Um…
Pietro: Here, I made a PowerPoint presentation on why we should kiss:
1. I am very pretty
2. This is a classic enemies to lovers situation.
Crystal: Pietro, we’re married…
Pietro: Details.
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Peter: Told you.
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Scott: *staring intently*
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Scott: Oh! The youths, yeah.
Peter: Gen Alpha.
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Kurt: Hey, can I take you to my therapist next week?
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