My take on incorrect quotes from the X-Men.
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Pietro: Okay, Scott. This Is Getting Ridiculous Now. It Is Clear That There Is A Sexual Tension Between
Pietro: Okay, Scott. This is getting ridiculous now. It is clear that there is a sexual tension between us, but for some reason you decide not to act on it.
Scott: Um…
Pietro: Here, I made a PowerPoint presentation on why we should kiss:
1. I am very pretty
2. This is a classic enemies to lovers situation.
Crystal: Pietro, we’re married…
Pietro: Details.
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More Posts from Incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes
only after scott has a kid and a wife though.
Charles: Name?
Scott: Scott Summers.
Charles: Sex?
Scott: . . .
Scott: Frequent?
Charles: No, which. Male, female, or–
Scott: Doesn’t matter. Both. Male and female. Sometimes together.
Jean: Just kill me now.
Erik: Who wants to make five dollars?
Jean: How?
Erik: I need someone to take the fall.
Charles: *distantly* Oh my god!
Lorna: What did you do?!
Erik: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Wanda: Why can’t you–
Charles: OH MY GOD!!
Pietro: Make it ten.
Erik: Done!
Charles: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Erik: You’re a good son.
Erik: *dragging Pietro out by the ear* I GOT HIM, DARLING! DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Scott: Dude, you’re such a fucking asshole.
Pietro: *not even bothering to look up from his phone* You are what you eat, Scott.
Scott: Wuuuuh, what the hell, man?!
Scott: . . .
Scott:
Scott: Pietro, Luna was proposed to at school today!
Luna: Yeah!
Pietro: *distracted* That’s nice, sweetie.
Scott: Show him your ring, bud.
Luna: *wearing an adult sized, diamond ring* Isn’t it so shiny? Ellie gave it to me during recess, she said it’s super special and she got it from her dad’s fiancé!
Pietro: Is that–
Scott: Yep.
Pietro: Should I go call Peter?
Scott: I’d rather just let him panic.
Scott: Getting bullied in high school is still no excuse for propping up dictators. Peter got bulled his whole high school career. He's not criminal. Jean: Um... Yeah, he is. Scott: Not a bad criminal. (Leverage)
Jean: Dude, he’s a terrorist!
Scott: Yeah, but not one of the bad ones.
Jean: You just think he’s hot.
Scott: The sexier you are the more you can get away with.
Jean: …