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Peter: Good question, Scott!
Scott: How come you don’t point out when I ask good questions?
Jean: I don’t love you like he does.
Peter: Told you.
Rowan: Okay, we have to find a way out of here.
Aelin: Burn down the building.
Aedion: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.
Rowan: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you guys.
Louise: Look, Steffi, you're obviously upset about Rudolf. So, we've decided to come over and help you out.
Stéphanie: I'm not upset.
Clémentine: Sis, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples.
Stéphanie: WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?
Bruce, thinking: Wait a minute, does Thor like me? Quick! Make a really bad joke and see if he laughs!
Bruce: Did you hear about the skeleton who didn’t go to the party? He had no body to go with!
Thor: Haha! Banner, you’re so funny!
Bruce, thinking: Well that’s not really a fair test. That joke is hilarious.
“That’s adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I’d be careful. The guy you’re in love with is a douche.”
— Lance [To Lotor], probably
Penelope: Are you really that emotionally needy?
Callisto: Have we not met?