Luna: Deflate Your Ego John, You Are Not The Best Child. Pyro: Oh Yeah? Dads, Whos Your Favorite Child?

Luna: Deflate your ego John, you are not the best child. Pyro: Oh yeah? Dads, who’s your favorite child? Nate: Oh come one, parents don’t have a favorite- Peter and Scott: John

Nate: What?!

Pietro: He’s adopted.

Luna: So?

Scott: So we chose to have him as our child.

Pietro: You guys were obviously planned with surrogates, but we had to raise you. John was eight when we adopted him, so the hard part was over. 

Pyro: I knew it! Thanks, Dad, Ocko!

Ask inspired X-Men as tweets, enjoy.

Part 2

I’m just wondering what Peter’s family said when they learned he was dating Scott

Marya: She had known Peter had feelings for Scott since the first time she had seen them interacting. She is the best mother in law a person could ask for.  Erik: He was okay with it, he won the bet on Peter dating a himbo. Erik and Charles gave the shovel talk together, he had knives floating in the background.  Charles: He likes Scott, he thinks he is a very responsible young man. The only thing he doesn’t like about it is that he bet Peter would date a fellow twink and he had to teach Scott how to not project his thoughts. That man projected his love for Peter constantly. David: David is the muscle in the shovel talk that Peter’s siblings gave Scott. He isn’t around much, so he just cares that Scott takes care of Peter.  Lorna: Lorna my not be around much, but she’s the older sibling that is super overprotective. Lorna led the sibling’s shovel talk with Wanda. Wanda: Wanda thought the two were dating for years before they told her. She thinks that they’re cute together, but Peter’s her twin, so she made sure Scott knew exactly how they’d dismember and hide his body if he hurts Peter. Jean: She’s best friends with Scott, so she listened to years of his pining rants about Peter. Because of this, Jean is very glad when they got together. She sat them both down at the same time and said she would murder both of them if they hurt each other. Nina: She met them after they’ve gotten together, so she doesn’t really care. 

Alex: Like this tweet for a “I secretly think”. Alex: @Twinkies-Are-4Ever I secretly think your boyfriend is way too good for you. Peter: I didn’t like. And it’s not a very good secret considering you tell me that every time we met. Scott: You WHAT?? ALEX WTF??? Alex: You really believed me when I was playing a game of one sided Chinese whisper with him? Hank: It’s four am everyone please just log off and go to bed.

This inspired me, so sorry it took so long. The post is here.

So... Did the guy that hit on Rachel live?

He lived because he was lucky enough that Pietro was there. If Pietro and Jean hadn’t both been there to hold Jubilee back, he would be dead. 

Do you have any head canons about Alex (and Hank) raising Scott?

My dude, of course I do. I have moved some of the dates and ages around because the decade time jumps were idiotic.  -Alex is fifteen years older than Scott. Scott was an accident baby and their parents didn’t really care about him. Then they died in the plane crash when Scott was two.

-Alex had been Scott’s primary caregiver before the crash, despite being in and out of juvie.

-They live in an orphanage for about a year, and on his eighteenth birthday Alex adopted Scott.

-That’s how he was discovered by Erik and Charles in ‘71. He was a nineteen year old with a small apartment and a four year old son.

-His only condition before joining them was that Scott had a safe place to stay. The CIA agrees and finds a safe house with foster parents. Alex sat Scott down and explained that he would have to leave for a little while, but Scott would be with nice people. Scott was tearful but he was okay as long as he had a picture of Alex along with his favorite toys.  -A few months later Alex was being particularly irritable in the manor, and Hank was determined to find out why. He finally cornered Alex and found the words to ask what was wrong. The one thing he wasn’t expecting was Alex crying and saying it was his son’s fifth birthday. Hank spent the rest of the day letting Alex show him pictures of Scott.

-They got closer and started dating, after Erik goes rogue they move in together. Hank is introduced to Scott as “your dad’s boyfriend, Hank.” Hank was nervous that Scott would be scared of him, but Scott thought his fur was awesome.  -They start living and teaching in the school when it opens. Hank teaches science classes and Alex teaches a shop class along with tutoring students who had energy based powers.

-They had always suspected Scott was a mutant. He had heterochromia, one of his eyes being blue and the other brown. This didn’t mean he would become a mutant, but the fact that when he was sixteen lasers started shooting out of his eyeballs proved their suspicions.  -Scott became aware of Erik’s son when he was twenty three. Pietro was using his speed to rob a jewelry store. Scott had managed to charm the speedster into coming into custody with him and plopped him down in front of Charles with a “found your stepson.”

-Charles convinced Pietro to stay. Let’s just say, Alex was not happy with all the looks between Scott and Pietro.

-Overprotective dad mode was activated.

-He eventually managed to get Pietro alone and talk to him.

-Alex told Hank that Pietro was twenty seven, had a twin, his accent was Sokovian, and he liked to cook. “You got that all from a single conversation?” “Pft, no. I just broke into his room.”

-Alex never deemed Pietro worthy of Scott.

-Pietro remained scared of Alex for the rest of his life. Hank was always nice to him though.