Counter Argument. Dont Think About Peter Aging Slower Because Of His Mutation. Dont Think Of Peter Being

Counter argument. Don’t think about Peter aging slower because of his mutation. Don’t think of Peter being physically twenty when he’s lived for sixty hard years. Don’t think of Peter watching the people he loves slowly die, because mutants either burn out too fast or live lives that are too long. Don’t think about Peter holding Scott’s hand when he’s on his death bed, miraculously having reached the age of one hundred and twenty. Don’t think of Peter screaming when he lays Scott to rest besides two of their children, Luna sobbing beside him. Don’t think of Peter outliving Luna. That he had just passed his two hundred and seventy sixth birthday, when he got the call that his two hundred and forty three year old daughter had been hit with alien technology too fast for even her healing factor to combat. Don’t think of Peter going to the top scientist of every generation, any person that could possibly kill him, and getting no results.

Don’t think of Peter and Wade sitting in a bar together, both around five hundred, mourning their families. Don’t think of Wade pulling out a photo album, just to show Peter his happy family. At least his husband had a healing factor too, Peter Parker had lived until he was around three hundred. Matrix was still alive, but Ellie had died in her late seventies. Peter pulls out his own albums with tear filled eyes. John had been his first child to die, a young man who had been used as nothing but a taunt from alternate reality villains in the end. Nathan had been next, all the time travel caught up to him and he aged much too fast, dying of old age before he was fifty. Scott had held on longer than a human could, but all the years had taken their toll and he had died in his sleep. Don’t think about Peter aging too slow and healing too fast. Don’t think of Peter outliving all that he knows and loves.

Don’t think about Peter aging faster due to his mutation. Don’t think about how Hank most likely found out when Peter got hurt by Apocalypse. Don’t think about Peter’s face when he finds out he has less than a year left. Don’t think about Peter not telling his friends. Not because he didn’t want them to know. But because he didn’t want them to act differently. Don’t think about Peter running into Erik a month after he found out. Don’t think about Peter wishing he could tell Erik. Don’t think about how Peter would hug Erik and say he wish he had a father like him. Don’t think about Peter collapsing and his friends taking him to Hank. Don’t think about how his friends would hug him and cry when they find out. Don’t think about Peter not being able to move a month before he dies. Don’t think about his mother’s tears when they tell her he died. Don’t think about how his grave would say he died when he was around 30.

Don’t think about how Erik would go to Charles and scream that the world wasn’t fair. That the world kept taking his children. Don’t think about Ororo remembering when Peter had made jokes when fighting the literal end of the world. Don’t think about Raven going to his grave at night and wishing that her friends didn’t die so young. Don’t think about how Scott would mourn the person who tried to save his brother and almost sacrificed himself to fight Apocalypse. Don’t think about Jean wishing she saw his death and warned him. Don’t think about Jubilee making jokes and expecting him to finish them. Only to be reminded when silence would take over. Don’t think about Peter’s sister looking back at graduation photos and crying because it was the last time she saw him. Don’t think about how the school saw how his death hit everybody. Don’t think about how he was taught in classes about how mutations can have a side effect. Don’t think about Peter dying early. Not because of a battle, but because of his mutation.

Wait I’ve literally thought about silvercyclops adopting pyro too…your mind is huge

I like to think of Pietro seeing himself in Pyro, and Scott has a knack for collecting people with villainous tendencies, so they adopt him together before they even start dating. 

I don’t personally believe this theory, simply because I love Darcy as Darcy. If this did happen, Darcy/Rachel would say something along the lines of “I’m a lesbian with two moms. Figure it out.” So now everyone is confused. Jubilee had been on a mission and came into say hi, the second Darcy/Rachel saw her she rushed over and gave Jubilee a hug. The pieces finally snap together in Jean’s mind, so she grabs her brother by the ear and drags him outside. And whisper yells “YOU BROUGHT JUBILATION AND I’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHILD BACK!?” Peter’s response is, “Thank god she’s not your’s and Scott’s. Now I can keep dating him.” “You two are dating!?” “Shit! We can talk about it later.” “Damn, this is why he was so pissed about the girlfriend thing.” So now they’ve got to tell everyone else who Darcy/Rachel is. And explain to Scott that he isn’t being cheated on.

Yeah didn’t really believe this theory either but I thought it would be a pretty funny scenario and I have no self control so I had to ask that. And this: Scott: If Peter and I ever get married I’ll call him my first husband Scott: Remind him he’s replaceable Darcy/Rachel: Well, just so you know, the one where I come from is dead, so pick another multiverse. Everyone else: Wait what?

Darcy/Rachel: He was shot.

Jean: Was he in a coma?

Darcy/Rachel: No. He was running and blocked the bullets from hitting a superhero.

Scott: That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Peter: Was alternate me not fast?

Darcy/Rachel: He was fast.

Peter: THEN HE SHOULD’VE MOVED THE FUCKING BULLETS!!!

Darcy/Rachel: 

I head canon Peter and Darcy (Rachel or not) quoting memes and vines even when it doesn’t make sense. Meanwhile Scott and Monica just like: “Wanda please abduct these two idiots again”

I don’t like the Darcy/Rachel theory, but I do like the thought of Monica and Darcy meeting at a young age. Then Carol and Maria are friends with the X-Men and visit the mansion, so DarMonica both get dragged along. My AU is basically just any characters I like are friends.  Peter: Darcy!

Darcy: What the fuck, Richard! Hi, Uncle P!

Monica: Please take them away, Wanda.

Scott: Please. Any universe is good.

Wanda: Don’t look at me!

Wanda: *looks at the camera like she’s on the office*  I’m very different from the cishet whitewashed Wanda who abducted my brother last time!

Scott: Who is she talking to?

Monica: There’s a cishet whitewashed Wanda?

Wanda: Earth-199999 was the earth whose Wanda stole Peter. Earth-199999′s Wanda is white, not trans, and straight.

Monica: Weird. 

Rachel: *Gets hit on by guy* Jean: Jubes? Jubilee: ...Gonna fuck him up Jean: Jubes, you can’t- Jubilee: GONNA FUCK HIM UP

Pietro was also needed to restrain Jubilee. She’s basically a tiny, Chinese, pansexual ball of rage.