Scott: Wait A Minute . . .

Scott: Wait a minute . . .

Peter: What?

Scott: Are you a silver fox?!

Peter: Scott, I’m thirty five.

Scott: You’re a hot man with silver hair who’s older than me.

Peter: Holy shit, am I a silver fox?

Scott: Yeah.

Peter: WAIT, DO I ALSO COUNT AS YOUR SUGAR DADDY?!?!?

Scott: OH MY GOD!

Peter: I KNOW!!

Scott: I’M DATING A RICH OLDER MAN WITH SILVER HAIR. WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Ask inspired X-Men as tweets, enjoy.

Part 2

HAHA 😂 I don’t think this theory is real but I am just imagining this right now: The X-Men (minus Peter) trying to figure out who Darcy/Rachel is and they actually have a list that includes -“Alternate Fem!Peter” -“The witch that took Peter” -“Peter’s new girlfriend WHAT THAT SKANK WHERE IS SHE I WILL KILL HER Scott stop writing on the list” and Peter and Darcy/Rachel think it’s funny that literally the only thing that is not on the list is -“The alternate child of Peters sister and boyfriend”

The list is as follows:

-“Alternate Fem!Peter”

-“Alternate Fem!Scott”

-“Alternate Fem!Alex? Okay guys the alternate fem stuff is getting out of hand”

- “Alternare Fem!Erik! THAT’S ENOUGH”

-“The witch that took Peter Wait, was the witch that took Peter alternate Agatha?”

-“Alternate reality version of Wanda who has a daughter’s daughter”

-“Alternate reality Nina”

-“Weird version of Wanda?”

-“Alternate reality version of Moira”

-“Alternate reality Moira’s daughter”

-“Peter’s new girlfriend WHAT THAT SKANK WHERE IS SHE I WILL KILL HER Scott stop writing on the list”

-“Jesus fucking Christ, people. Alternate child of Jean and Jubilee with Scott as the sperm donor. WHAT? Huh. Why are we writing down our reactions?”

-“Alternate Fem!Charles”

Do you have any head canons about Alex (and Hank) raising Scott?

My dude, of course I do. I have moved some of the dates and ages around because the decade time jumps were idiotic.  -Alex is fifteen years older than Scott. Scott was an accident baby and their parents didn’t really care about him. Then they died in the plane crash when Scott was two.

-Alex had been Scott’s primary caregiver before the crash, despite being in and out of juvie.

-They live in an orphanage for about a year, and on his eighteenth birthday Alex adopted Scott.

-That’s how he was discovered by Erik and Charles in ‘71. He was a nineteen year old with a small apartment and a four year old son.

-His only condition before joining them was that Scott had a safe place to stay. The CIA agrees and finds a safe house with foster parents. Alex sat Scott down and explained that he would have to leave for a little while, but Scott would be with nice people. Scott was tearful but he was okay as long as he had a picture of Alex along with his favorite toys.  -A few months later Alex was being particularly irritable in the manor, and Hank was determined to find out why. He finally cornered Alex and found the words to ask what was wrong. The one thing he wasn’t expecting was Alex crying and saying it was his son’s fifth birthday. Hank spent the rest of the day letting Alex show him pictures of Scott.

-They got closer and started dating, after Erik goes rogue they move in together. Hank is introduced to Scott as “your dad’s boyfriend, Hank.” Hank was nervous that Scott would be scared of him, but Scott thought his fur was awesome.  -They start living and teaching in the school when it opens. Hank teaches science classes and Alex teaches a shop class along with tutoring students who had energy based powers.

-They had always suspected Scott was a mutant. He had heterochromia, one of his eyes being blue and the other brown. This didn’t mean he would become a mutant, but the fact that when he was sixteen lasers started shooting out of his eyeballs proved their suspicions.  -Scott became aware of Erik’s son when he was twenty three. Pietro was using his speed to rob a jewelry store. Scott had managed to charm the speedster into coming into custody with him and plopped him down in front of Charles with a “found your stepson.”

-Charles convinced Pietro to stay. Let’s just say, Alex was not happy with all the looks between Scott and Pietro.

-Overprotective dad mode was activated.

-He eventually managed to get Pietro alone and talk to him.

-Alex told Hank that Pietro was twenty seven, had a twin, his accent was Sokovian, and he liked to cook. “You got that all from a single conversation?” “Pft, no. I just broke into his room.”

-Alex never deemed Pietro worthy of Scott.

-Pietro remained scared of Alex for the rest of his life. Hank was always nice to him though. 

So... Did the guy that hit on Rachel live?

He lived because he was lucky enough that Pietro was there. If Pietro and Jean hadn’t both been there to hold Jubilee back, he would be dead. 

Ellie: Mr Maximoff’s, Both of you, I have something big to tell you. Peter: Kid, you know you can say anything to us. We’ve known you for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our amazing relationship. Ellie: Great! Thanks! Well, the thing is, I’m dating Luna. Peter: ... Ellie: Mr Maximoff? Scott: Peter? Peter: YOU ARE SO DEAD

Scott: Er, excuse us for a moment, Ellie.

Pietro: SHE WILL NOT!! MYSLÍTE SI, ŽE BY STE MOHLI PRÍSŤ, A VYHLASUJETE, ŽE STE S NAŠIM MALÝM DIEVČATOM?! VEDIA TVOJI OTCOVIA?!(DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME AND DECLARE THAT YOU ARE WITH OUR LITTLE GIRL?! DO YOUR FATHERS KNOW?!)

Scott: *drags him out of the room*

Ellie: *can hear arguing and. . . was that a punch? They both seem relatively calm when they come back*

Scott: Now that that’s sorted out-

Pietro: Welcome to the family, Ellie!

Three hours later

Ellie: -and then I heard them fighting! After they did that they came out and said welcome to the family! Did they do that for you?

Bobby: Yeah, but they figured John and I would be a package deal so Mr. Maximoff didn’t argue as much.  Ellie: Huh. Perks of dating the adopted kid, I guess.