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I do way too much for my own good ;-;

- infoglitch. Aka ME dumbass!

I'll be up front with you all, I don't care for the brothers. The ice just have no interest it's just the same boring "god of light, creation, and good" and "god of darkness, destruction and EvIl" like for fucks sake it's boring and I don't care, they could have done something really cool with them and instead we got boring ass gods and I just don't care about them.

But since I am making a rwby rewrite I'm feeling rather shameless today I have a suggestion.

Make the gods just one

We don't NEED a pantheon that's been done to death. I suggest perhaps have the gods be the god of balance. A being born from neutrality that does both Good and evil, not because it wants to help or hurt people just because that's what it's supposed to do it means to deal out equality. Before there was anything there was only nothingness, then the god of balance arrived and created everything that exists in the world of remnant. Simply because balance needs to exist.

But what if we had to keep it as a pantheon? Well I suggest sticking to certain fairy tales.

And instead of it just being the brothers have it be multiple different gods, the god of faunus could be based on Pan, pan is a trickster is a saytr, and with how fast genetics work you can definitely call that genetic trickery (or "genetic bullshit GO!" As I would probably say, make it a lot more fun) and hell assign him the relic of desire! (I mean there's a fuckin GENIE which you know, can screw you over if you aren't specific with your wish)

And if we're going with the relics maybe make a god of hunting based on Cain, or if you feel like avoiding biblical references, king fuckin Arthur, assign him the relic of destruction, and just don't make him, not all destruction is bad sometimes it helps with bringing in New Life, speaking of new life.

The god of birth (which can also be taken as creation), based on izanagi from The kojiki, the Japanese god of CREATION. (Plus the kojiki is full of japenese LEGENDS and STORIES)

The god of direction (aka choice) which... Hermes exists, he's a god of Paths. But we can also use

BUDDHA

The mf who is connected with everything by taking the path of enlightenment which requires tough decision (this one's a little iffy but still)

That or use the legend of momotaro for all the gods. (I'm sorry it's just good)

Anyway that's all.

Fuck you all and have a great night/day/whatever the fuckin time is.

For those of you who have watched RWBY what are your opinions regarding the brothers and their actions? I am asking for science.

I wouldnt say wet dream more of like extreme exposure to affection because DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN MICKEY WITH A METAL CHAIR Weiss needs a lot of affection, but uh, i think she'd immediately regret it because literally all of them are dogs in terms of personality (I ain't saying they got that dawg in them, hell no especially not jaune, what i am saying is that if there was an award for most wholesome characters, these three would earn it)

So now I leave you all with the mental image of weiss being smothered in love and affection before being turned into a red face giggling pile of mush as her brain short circuits from the influx of affection.

JSPR Polycule PSA

Just wish to correct a misconception and let it be known that the Polycule involving Ruby, Weiss, Jaune and Pyrrha is NOT Jaune’s Harem; it’s Weiss’ Wet Dream. That is all.

Heart on fire: spark.

Yang woke up as stretched before hoping out of bed and noticed... Her teams form was empty. Guess she probably overslept. She soon got dressed and made her way down to the mess hall as she saw something not surprising. Jaune frozen in a block of ice as a very frustrated Weiss was eating her eggs.

Yang: what VB do this time?

Thats when yang noticed a box of chocolates that ruby was devouring. With Weiss glaring at the red reaper.

Weiss: you have no idea if bad timing do you dolt?

Ruby: what? Jaune spent L50 on this for you. And I don't feel like having good things go to waste. You want some pyrrha?

Pyrrha: o-oh thank you ruby but I'll have to decline and also Weiss I wanna ask you something.

Weiss raised an eyebrow as pyrrha whispered into her ear before Weiss went red in the face.

Weiss: t-thats very bold of you pyrrha. Let's discuss this in my teams dorm.

Weiss got up as her pyrrha left with yang just sitting at the table.

Yang: Blake how much you wanna bet-

Blake: oh their already doing it.

Yang: oh right you can hear em.

yang then stared at the still frozen jaune as she sighed.

Yang: VB probably is gonna have the shock of his life

Ren: he's still conscious. So he just saw everything.

Nora: yep. Atleast now he's not gonna be frozen in ice anymore... Hopefully.

Yang: well look on the bright side next time he'll keep his c-

Blake: yang. Don't even finish that joke.

Yang: oh come on it's funny.

Ruby: yang. No offense sis but I think you can hold off on the jokes for today

Yang: you sure? Alright then. and tell vb good luck with the reveal

Yang got up and began walking as Blake perked up and looked at her questioningly

Blake: and what leads you to say that?

Yang just shrugged as she continued walking

Soon the lewd moaning of Weiss was heard and gauging from the height the sound was coming from. They were doing it on Ruby's bed... Lovely.

To describe how jaune felt could be summed up In one word... Humiliated. he felt so stupid for all the attempts he made for Weiss. Jaune wanted to just bury his face in the dirt as he groaned into his hands. That's before a knock was heard on his teams door as he got up and opened it and was immediately met with a bag being handed to him... Well more of.. thrown at him.

As he caught it he saw one familiar yang xiao long.

Jaune: oh hey yang. Uh what do you need? And why did you throw a bag-

Yang: we're training lady killer. So pack a towel and extra clothes because I'm gonna make you sweat.

Jaune went wide eyed as yang had a grin on her face before jaune responded with a smile on his face as he nodded.

(feel free to continue this if you want everyone.)

(and sorry my writing is probably shit, really tired at the moment)

A dear Pain in the ass sister

(so uh.. I like blackguard.. that's all)

Enjoy

To say Weiss' family was inherently fucked up... Would be a understatement. Constantly at each others throats and either arguing or in the case of their mother, drowning in wine to wash away the pain.

So you can imagine weiss' horror when she received news her twin sister was on a bullhead to beacon to... Catch up apparently.

Weiss, was not all to pleased to receive this info, infact she was quite the opposite. She was INFURIATED to beyond belief.

She was pacing in her teams dorm as she was basically wanting to rip out her own hair at this point because of the rising fury she held in her as one ruby rose looked at her confused as she was gaming.

Ruby: Weiss I fail to see how "evil" sister is going to ruin you.

Weiss: because you dolt, my sister is everything wrong with the world! She's loud, obnoxious, her mouth has spewed so much vulgarity that it would make my father look like a saint. She is TERRIBLE-

Suddenly a knock on the door was heard as Weiss grumbled before going up to the door only to scowl as she saw one jaune arc.

Weiss: arc. What stupid plan do you have to court me now.

Jaune: wait.. how are you- i just- hold on im confused i just saw you at the gate also.. when did you have time to change and wash your hair?

Weiss looked at him before going pale as she immediately grabbing him by his collar.

Weiss: arc I will give as much lien as you want just please tell me you were hallucinating!

Jaune: hold on I'm still confused-

Weiss: ARC, please just say you were hallucinating. Please don't tell me you saw-

???: AH THERE YOU ARE DEAR BITCH OF A SISTER!

Weiss felt her heart plummet into her stomach as she looked to her right and saw her. This woman was a near replica of Weiss down to her cheekbones. Everything except her black hair, her biker attire and her vivid magenta eyes.

Belamere "bleiss" noir givrése. Weiss Schnee's twin sister and the only daughter to bear their father's last name.

Weiss: bleiss.. good to see you too.. dear.. sister

Bleiss walked up to her sister as she bear hugged her which seemed to catch off surprise.

Bleiss: how long has it been since we seen each other? Days, months. I lost count after the man-whore decided to send me to vacuo.

Bleiss let go as Weiss looked at her as she was beaming with a smile on her face as Ruby appeared next to Weiss.

Ruby: i don't see how she's bad.. nor the fact she's apparently your evil twin.

Bleiss looked at Ruby curiously as she leaned in REAL close to observe every aspect.

Bleiss: hmm I wanna say your going for a goth aesthetic but the red pops out which I wanna say is intended but-

Ruby: well hello to you too I guess-

Bleiss: oh right shit apologies.

Bleiss stepped back and stuck out her hand as Ruby looked at her curiously.

Bleiss: i am belamere givrése but my enemies call me bleiss

Jaune: oh that's interesting.. what do your friends call you.

It went dead quiet as bleiss turned around and looked at jaune.

Bleiss: ok.. who the hell are you?

Jaune: im-

Weiss: -less of a pain than you that's who he is!

The twins glared at each other as bleiss narrowed her eyes at her "proper" reflection.

Bleiss: interrupting someone is rather rude dear sister, especially when their introducing themselves. I thought you knew this since father was so focused on making you his doll.

Weiss said nothing but her hand hovered over myrtenaster as she glared daggers at her counterpart.

Weiss: you... take.. that. Back.

Bleiss: oh struck a nerve did I dear sister?~ you always were easier to enrage than winter and bitchley.

Weiss growled at her as she took out myrtenaster as she thrusted her weapon towards her twin as bleiss caught it with her twin axes, Berta and Marta.

Bleiss: hmm seems your fuse is getting shorter by the day-

Suddenly Weiss and bleiss found themselves picked up as Ruby was hold up Weiss with jaune holding bleiss.

Jaune: l-lets calm down everyone!

Bleiss: hey- let me go jackass, no one is allowed to touch me!

Jaune: really sorry but I don't feel like watching a bloodbath, especially when this is the first time Weiss has gotten like THAT!

We see Weiss was basically foaming at the mouth as Ruby carried her into the dorm as bleiss felt jaune let go as she landed before pointing berta at his throat as jaune raised his hands.

Bleiss: ok. One. NO ONE. Gets involved in matters with my family, two. next time you touch me I am chopping off your hands and then you probably tiny DICK.

Jaune and bleiss stared at each other as jaune put his hands on berta as he spoke calmly and softly.

Jaune: look I think I get your frustration, but Weiss is my friend, you two may be family but family don't act like that. So pardon me for making sure my friend is ok.

Bleiss looked at him as something clicked in her head.

Bleiss: your an arc aren't you?

Jaune nodded.

Jaune: what's it to you?

Bleiss: nothing just... Makes sense an arc of all people would act like they know about family.

Bleiss put away her axes as she walked passed him.

Bleiss: I'll be around the campus to check in on my sister. Don't get in my way again, jaune.

Jaune looked at her slightly confused on why she knows his name but he shrugged it off as we end our story here....

For now.

I wanna talk about yang but I just got nothing despite her being my #1 favorite..

Maybe I'm just shallow and find her really fuckin cool. (And hot but that's kinda obvious :/ and I'm not THAT shallow I so fucking am)

Regardless have a great day everyone.

Rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers 🤘.