Will Didnt Remember How He Got Into His Bed.

Will didn’t remember how he got into his bed.

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Hannibal characters watch the show. Or more accurately, they watch random scenes from the show.

John Constantine beat the system of life and death until it fully refused to touch him anymore, and when it did, it never went well. It was a fact that the League had come to terms with, or those that knew, anyways. None of Constantine’s past could explain the kid in fuzzy pajamas that was curled up on a chair in the Justice League’s control room asking for the elusive brit.

Danny had barely made it to high school graduation only to be thrust into dealing with the millennia of bullshit waiting ever so patiently for the King of the Infinite Realms to look at. The fact that there was a weird amount of paperwork filed regarding some dude named John Constantine that looked like the weirdest form of tax fraud he’d ever seen was puzzling, and his parents committed that regularly. He has no idea what the hell he’s looking at.

Alternately: Danny is the inter-dimensional personification of the IRS for Death and the Unliving, and he just has a couple questions.

Sometimes you look in the mirror and go- ooh they hate eachother so much, I wanna make them kiss. And then you do it.

Chapter Lengths will vary a lot :p

I have only written smut once long ago before this so please do not judge my writing, I am simply a silly asexual.

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Bi-Han is the Lin Kuei’s Grandmaster, a powerful and serious man with all the skills to back up his aggression. He has always known exactly what he wanted in life… hasn’t he? When faced with the annoying Hollywood actor Johnny Cage Bi-Han starts to feel unsure of himself for perhaps the first time in his life. What does he really want out of the actor? Bi-Han certainly wants them to shut up, but there’s more than one way to do that.

Ever wake up surrounded by dead people and no idea where you are? Pretty sure I didn't even drink or get hit by a truck last night, either. [A madhouse Self-Insert Sasuke story]

Ainz feels his undead side holding more and more sway over who he is and how he acts and thinks.

The natural conclusion in that case is to marry Emperor Jircniv, right?

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Wait, what?

Madara is tired of endless war.

Izuna is tired of his brothers dying.

Kakashi is very confused why he's found himself in the middle of a battlefield generations before he's supposed to be born.

AKA- Kakashi goes back in time, accidentally saves a life, and finds too much joy in tormenting Uchiha Madara