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Ok So I Have This Idea For An Obey Me Au:

Ok so I have this idea for an obey me au:

Hear me out, when Lilith died she was transported to the a limbo realm and met a duo that go by a common name of Grim Reaper, and they want to take in Lilith to become their apprentice and become the next death, and Lilith agrees. But, one thing, no other beings can see her, including her brothers but she can see them. So she goes to see the aftermath of her death and see her family broken. And so, in hopes of rebuilding her family, she gives up her soul and hence that soul is reborn into MC. The rest of the story comes in, and MC rebuilds the family and has a relationship with all the brothers, but mysteriously leaves with a young child, leaving the brothers in tears and Lilith is heartbroken over this. And so after a few years, that child is summoned for the exact reasons MC was selected in the game and catches Lilith’s eye. And so drama enfolds and secrets are exposed.

I’ll probably call this Grim Guardian AU and will probably write a series with this-

No promises though…

Edit: If anyone wants to use this idea please credit me!

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Fanfic writers don’t have to write what you want and when you want. Everyone is human and everyone needs breaks from time to time, respect that.

Everyone has their own way of drawing fictional characters. Stop harassing artists because they drew the character “wrong”.

Nobody has to agree with your ship. Everyone has different opinions and rules with shipping.

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

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2 years ago

Update on my capitalia idea:

Instead of being the near same age as the country, their ages are closer to adolescence and late teens (15-19ish) since they age a lot slower than the average country. Also, they usually handle being spies and getting private information on dangers that could hurt the country. However only certain government officials know of that and they each have one to make sure the respective capital is safe. The countries (both 1p and 2p) do not know of them because of how obscure they make themselves, however they have interacted with them unknowingly.


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3 years ago

Here’s some Dreamtale siblings and child reader headcannons no one asked for-

Dream as a dad:

First off, Dream is one of those dorky and loveable dads.

Expect him misusing abbreviations and emojis and modern slang

Also he also is victim to the puppy eyes, so use that to your advantage

He also is one of those parents who care a lot about their kids and with all the trauma he had, he’s going be really clingy and overprotective

He just doesn’t want you to turn out like he and his brother did and tries to make sure you’re okay

That being said, if he finds out your getting bullied, HAHA happy go lucky dad dream is gone

Bullies beware; a feral demigod with a bow and arrow and godly aim will take you down

He’s also a little bit jealous and wary of your friends

However, if you end up getting a romantic partner he’ll be on guard 24/7

Literally having eye contact with them and making sure no funny business

Nightmare as a dad:

He’s strict and is a tiger dad

Also victim of puppy eyes, but doesn’t admit it

You’re spoiled rotten by him

If you’re thinking he’s going to make his servants take care of you; You’re half right

Last time he trusted Dust and Killer to take care of you were hanging on the ceiling, Dust was cradling himself, Killer was crying in the corner, and the entire kitchen and living room was destroyed.

However if you’re with Axe and Error, the most that can happen is error covered in glitter and tied up while being forced to wear makeup that was poorly done.

Also is overprotective and clingy like Dream

Again he just wants you to not end up like him and his brother did

So he’ll harbor some jealous feelings towards your friends

And will make you study hard in school because god forbid you end up like the many idiots he sadly knows

If you get a romantic partner, then buddy, they are fucked

He will intimidate and nearly kill them, if it weren’t for Axe holding him back and hiding any sharp objects from his grasp

I feel bad for that person and for your love life


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3 years ago

“Turning Red was inappropriate for children because it talked about puberty in relation to a bunch of 8th graders!!”

I was 11 when I had my first period. Between 5th and 6th grade.

I was in 3rd grade when my mom bought me a training bra, and by 6th grade I was a D cup.

I was in 1st grade when the D.A.R.E. Program started coming to our class and teaching us about street drugs, and how to huff household cleaning products. Also how to call the cops if we saw a family member doing drugs.

When I had my first period, like many afab, I had no idea what was happening and hid it because I was scared and thought I was dying. I didn’t know what a period was, but I knew what cocaine and heroine looked like, and I knew you could get high from huffing nail polish.

The point is, what people consider appropriate and inappropriate to talk to children about is insane. Why are people like “I don’t want the public school system or kids movies talking to my kid about puberty, but a cop can come and tell my 1st grader about meth, that’s fine.”