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Omfg, I love this.
@Anyone who watches me, Please read https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13442725/1/Plus-Ultralight-Beam
It’s pure gold.
OC, Sonreí Pérez and her best man, Eijiro Kirishima
Thank you to my bestie @alpha-khimera for drawing my two loves 💕
Sonni: Kiri, honey, quick question. *places hands together* why does your Slim Jim have a skewer inside of it?
Kirishima: I like my meat boneless-less. Manly, huh?
Sonni: I-
Kaminari: the man drinks boneless-less water too! He’s a risk taker.
Kirishima: Yeah man! He gets it!
Sonni: I c e ? Are you talking about ice water?
Sero: Never give your Kaminari boneless-less water. It’ll choke on the bones.
Sonni: Boneless-less... I —
...bruh wtf is laughter.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME US HUMANS JUST GET SO HAPPY THAT WE UNWILLINGLY STOP BREATHING AND START SPUTTERING LIKE A FREAKING CAR ENGINE?
BRUH.
IS LAUGHING JUST JOYFUL CHOKING???ARE THERE *OTHER* KINDS OF CHOKING?
ANXIETAL CHOKING.
WRATHFUL CHOKING.
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.
Reblogging because I still think of this often.
...bruh wtf is laughter.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME US HUMANS JUST GET SO HAPPY THAT WE UNWILLINGLY STOP BREATHING AND START SPUTTERING LIKE A FREAKING CAR ENGINE?
BRUH.
IS LAUGHING JUST JOYFUL CHOKING???ARE THERE *OTHER* KINDS OF CHOKING?
ANXIETAL CHOKING.
WRATHFUL CHOKING.
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES.
Only villains like punch chowder.
Reference photos ofc
If you’re curious and haven’t seen it, its Red flags by Tom Cardy, and the Artist is Gabriella Antali! Check out their work :3
The other is Invincible lol
RID 15 in a nutshell.
Just gonna leave this here.
so my friend sent me this in our discord so i decided to edit the shit out of it and...
STEVEN I KNOW WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO TODAY
Random thought
Imagine a spell gone wrong with Solomon and Mac, but instead of Mc getting the short end of Turning into a cat, it’s Solomon. If you’re wondering, he’d look like a ‘normal’ cat, you are so fucking wrong. He’s a sphinx cat, and it somehow makes sense for me.
If some of you don’t know what a sphinx cat looks like here is some pictures:
Got why I said what I said? GOOD
Jen, Matt and Jess in court
This is kind of an addition to my last post
*Matt is representing Jessica Jones against someone who is being represented by Jennifer Walters. All hell breaks loose for some reason and Jen turns into the Hulk*
Matt: *slight fear* Jessica what the fuck am I sensing???
Jessica: I don't even know dude.
Matt: *trying to figure out wtf is going on while also being annoyed because he can't do shit right now with all these people here*
Jessica: *Placing herself between Matt and the chaos knowing full well he can handle himself but everyone else in the court doesn't so now she has to "protect" this dumbass lawyer who can totally defend himself*
Jessica: Calm the fuck down I got this.
Matt: *opens his mouth to protest*
Jessica: Don't you fucking dare out yourself, I got this covered congrats you're just a helpless blind lawyer now.
Matt: *glaring* I am not helpless!
Jessica: Thats why I told you, you fucking idiot! If you were helpless I wouldn't have had to say it! Now shut up!
Matt: *Sulks*
Jennifer: *listening to them bickering knowing full well who Matt is because of 4th wall breaking powers* Hey guys! What are you arguing about?
Jessica: *still standing protectively in front of Matt* My lawyer's an idiot
Matt: *offended noise*
Matt: Can someone please tell me what's going on?!
Jessica: Well she's like two feet taller now and green.
Matt: *visible confusion*
Jen: no no she's right
Matt: ha ha guys real funny to fuck with the blind guy
Jen: What? no we're not. I'm She-Hulk.
Matt: Haha Ya right Hulk's don't grow big and turn green.
Jen:...
Jessica:...
Everyone:...
Jessica: Dude what the fuck do you think a Hulk is???
Matt: *defensively* a really strong guy
Jen and Jess: 🤦
(this came from a conversation I had with @marvelvibesss so they get credit for some of this!)
Ahem.
I stayed up making these, you better use them
Only if you want to ofc 😇
Ahem.
I stayed up making these, you better use them
Only if you want to ofc 😇