Loki: I Swing Both Ways

loki: i swing both ways

loki: violently

loki: with a dagger

loki: come get some, motherfuckers

peter: but if someone from our

gen z population doesn't open a cube-themed food restaurant chain called dinecraft then what's really the point

tony: do you take constructive criticism?

peter: only in villager noises

steve: your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave

tony: this is by far the best compliment i’ve ever received

clint: don't let nat fool you. she's not that scary. she used to do ballet

tony: no way

natasha: which gave me the physical skills i need to strangle you with my feet

loki: i accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

loki: turns out, i’ve been reported missing for 6 months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities

peter: life is meaningless, what is even the point?

stephen: what happened?

tony: we didn’t stop at mcdonald’s