Loki: I Swing Both Ways

loki: i swing both ways

loki: violently

loki: with a dagger

loki: come get some, motherfuckers

clint: don't let nat fool you. she's not that scary. she used to do ballet

tony: no way

natasha: which gave me the physical skills i need to strangle you with my feet

steve: your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave

tony: this is by far the best compliment i’ve ever received

tony: we both look very handsome tonight

stephen: you know, if you'd just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, "so do you."

tony: i couldn’t take that chance

loki: i accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

loki: turns out, i’ve been reported missing for 6 months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities

tony: it has come to my attention that some people here have been calling me a "man-whore," which i do not appreciate

tony: i prefer “gentleman of the night”

tony: or “prosti-dude”