Incorrect Loki Laufeyson - Tumblr Posts

Steve: Happy Wednesday, everyone!

Peter: Wait, it's Wednesday?

Tony: It is Wednesday, underoos.

Peter: What happened to Tuesday?

Tony: I believe that was yesterday.

Peter: What? Why? How??

Loki, out of nowhere: By the progression of time, I'd assume, spiderling.

HE BE STANDING IN THE CORNER OF MY BRAIN LIKE " she always comes back to me " I SWEAR-

Me: *falling for yet another character*

Loki: *rolling his eyes knowing damn well he will always be number one*

loki at any given moment in his life: how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

loki: okay, yes, i may be evil and morally corrupt but i’m also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly

frigga: what do we say when someone disagrees with us?

loki: that’s homophobic

frigga:

loki: i would walk through fire for my family

loki: well, not FIRE because that’s dangerous but a super humid room

loki: but not TOO humid because my hair

loki: i accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

loki: turns out, i’ve been reported missing for 6 months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities

loki: if i can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down

loki: the path to inner peace begins with four words

loki: not my fucking problem