Loki: I Accidentally Indulged In Too Much Me Time

loki: i accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’

loki: turns out, i’ve been reported missing for 6 months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities

rhodey: hey, do you have a bag i can borrow?

tony: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes and these are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

rhodey:

rhodey: literally all you had to do was say no?

*peter and harley sitting in jail together*

harley: …so who should we call?

peter: i’d call mr. stark but i feel safer in jail

tony: we both look very handsome tonight

stephen: you know, if you'd just said that i looked handsome, i would have said, "so do you."

tony: i couldn’t take that chance

tony: where are my fucking keys?

steve: language!

tony: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?

loki: mother, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly

thor from the bottom bunk: i can hear you