Bam Margera

bam margera

Two Idiots

Warnings: Swearing, A kiss

A/n: I don’t know if Dico went to school with Chris Bam and Ryan but for this we’re just gonna go with it.

"Why don't you hang out with your other friends?" Raab scoffed. This was his usual attitude when Y/n came around. She didn't give it a second thought since she really had no choice. Her mom and April Margera were not only neighbors but good friends. "I would if I could."

"I bet you ask your mom to come just so you can see me." Bam grinned and nodded his head as if he had made some major discovery. "Ew, you wish Bam." The disgusted look on her face made Ryan and Dico laugh. "I see you clowns enough at school. There's no reason for me to see you any more than that."

"Oh come on. You have to like at least one of us. There's no way you don't, statistically speaking." Ryan chimed in. Of course, he had to bring stats into this, such a know it all. "Well, the stats are generally speaking. I don't like any of you and even if I did my dad said I can't date any of you idiots."

This made the guys laugh even harder. They've all had their first girlfriends and Ryan talked about his first kiss. Eighth grade had to have been the most annoying year for her. While they got to do whatever dumb shit they wanted, she had to be home by seven and 'act like a lady'. Her parents were pretty lenient for the most part but dating was a no. Dating Bam and his friends was an absolute no.

"I thought he liked us? He called Bam hilarious." Dico's eyebrows were furrowed and he made it seem like she just said the dumbest thing ever. The conversation was annoying to continue to have, especially when they just didn't get it. With a sigh, she answered, "He does. He did say that. It still doesn't mean he'd want me to date any of you." Ryan nodded his head, finally getting it. Of all of them, he had the most common sense. The others just shrugged and they moved on to what they should do this summer. Y/n gave them some ideas and Bam wrote them down. Most of what they did was her idea, she just could never do them.

During summer break, Bam and the others did everything they said they would and more. It was an accomplishing vacation for all of them. Y/n hasn't come around as much but they didn't really care. They only missed her when they ran out of ideas and there was no one around to pick on. As the summer was ending some of the high school kids were throwing an end-of-the-summer party. These parties were well known and everyone who was invited, plus whoever they brought, went. A total rager. Dico knew the guy throwing the party because they were neighbors, no one understood how he managed to get an invite but he did.

The house party was loud and dimly lit. Everyone was crowded together which made it sweaty.  Bam danced with everyone while the guys watched and made fun of him. When inside was too much they went out back to the pool. Ryan shook his head, "This should've been the first place we went." Girls in see-through white shirts swam around in the pool. One of the girls was trying to pull her friend into the pool. They laughed as she finally got her in.

"Raab, get her number or something." Bam pointed at the girl who pulled her friend into the pool. Chris was hesitant but shrugged and walked over to the edge where she hung to the side. "Hi, gorgeous." He smiled. When she turned to look at him, both of their eyes widened. "Y/n?"

"Were you trying to flirt with me, Raab?" Her nose crinkled up and she let out a laugh, "I still can't date you, idiots." He let out a laugh of embarrassment and slid his hand down the side of his face. The other guys walked over to see what was going on. When she was up close to them, they realized who it was. "Almost didn't recognize you," Ryan commented

"Yeah, I've been at cheerleader camp this whole summer so it's been a while. I wear makeup now too." She smiled. Before they could talk anymore her friend called her over. "Nice seeing you guys. See you around." Y/n got out of the pool and stood next to her friend who was talking to some guys. One of the guys wrapped a towel around her and said something that made her laugh. "Who would've thought Y/n would get this hot over one summer," Raab mumbled

When the school year finally started, it wasn't hard to miss Y/n and her new group of friends. The athletes were always the most known in schools, so it wasn't surprising when she became popular quickly. She was still sweet and genuine, never changing her personality. When she saw Bam, Ryan, Raab, and Dico she always said hey, even walking up to them to talk for a second. Her new 'friends' didn't get why she was bothering with them and even tried to tell her not to talk to them. As much as they used to argue she was quick to defend them. Letting them know they were good friends of hers and she didn't care what they thought.

Homecoming was coming up. The cheerleaders made it a big deal. Not only did they have to perform during halftime at the football game, but they also had a Homecoming dance that was mandatory. Y/n's friends said it was essential to have a date for the dance. The talk of the school was who Y/n would go with. The other cheerleaders recommended football players and other athletes but she declined all offers. It didn't make sense why she needed a date so bad. No one publicly asked her either, afraid of embarrassing themselves, only to shamefully text her begging her to go with them.

While class was in session, she went out to go to the bathroom. She was caught up on everything so it wouldn't cost her anything. The empty halls were peaceful. As she walked around she heard familiar laughter. With nothing better to do, Y/n followed it and to no surprise she found her old friends being stupid.

"Oh no the hall monitors here." Ryan let out a groan of fake annoyance. She let out a laugh, normally she never gave him the satisfaction. "Fuck off."

"So, princess. Who are you going to Homecoming with Jake or Carter?" His voice was anything but serious. The joke would be more funny if people weren’t constantly asking her the exact question. "No one. I'm going solo."

"I can take you to Homecoming." Raab smiled and Y/n smiled back, "Maybe, but I still can't date you, idiots."

Y/n's dad didn't like the idea of her going to Homecoming with any guy, but he at least knew Raab so he allowed it. When she told him she could go with him, he got cold feet. Telling her he was going out of town for the weekend. The guys never let him that down, calling him more names than usual. Her father wasn't pleased but she covered him pretty well. "It was just an idea. I was just asking in case I did want to have a date and if I could go with Raab- I mean Chris."

Even without a date she had fun. She got ready with the senior cheerleaders and listened to music. Since it was their last year they wanted dates but told her not to worry about any guy asking her. At Homecoming she danced with the girls and sang the songs they played.

As the year went on, she didn't see the guys as much as she used to. It wasn't unusual they missed school, they did it all the time. In all honesty, shes surprised she saw them at school as much as she did. She began to miss seeing them around randomly. This feeling went away when she started seeing them around after Cheerleading practice. Ryan would film Bam skating while Dico and Raab did the most random things.

On a random evening after practice, she saw them again, normally she was too tired to say hi but today she decided to go up to them. "It's funny how you're at school more when you aren't supposed to be here" 

"Guess its just better that way" Dico laughed , "Raab climb the tree and get on the roof!" No questions asked Chris climbed the tree and got onto the classroom building. It wasn't a big building but he was high enough to still get hurt if he fell off. "Jump off!"

Instinctively Y/n gasped, "No!" Making them laugh. "Shut up, Y/n. He's a professional. Do it Raab!" Bam yelled to him. Of course he did it.

"God you guys are idiots." She walked over to where he laid groaning. After a few more seconds he stood up with a goofy grin on his face, "You should kiss me ill feel so much better." Y/n rolled her eyes and continued to walk out of the school and back home.

Time went on and Y/n only saw them occasionally. Mostly during the summer at random parties. 'When are you allowed to date idiots?' Raab's words slurred together making Y/n laugh, 'When they stop acting like idiots'

Since she quit cheerleading she stopped seeing them after school. They continued to miss school and only went for a few classes a day and to skate around after hours. When Raab got kicked out of school she stopped seeing them entirely. Even with Bam as her next door neighbor she still never really saw them, too busy with her own life.

~

"Y/n just come with me. April's gonna do my hair." Her mom begged. Not taking no for an answer she grabbed her arm and pulled her out of the house. "It wont take long"

As they walked over Bam and the other stood outside of their house scheming per usual. "Oh hi boys! Nice seeing you! You've all grown up so much. Y/n hang out with them." She gave her a stern look and walked inside the house.

"Is your mom single?" Ryan joked making Y/n smile.

"The real question is, are you single?" Raab wiggled his eyebrows.

"I still can't date you idiots"

They stood there talking about Bam's extravagant plan to ride his skateboard down the hill and into a bush. There was no successful outcome of it but that was the point. Y/n laughed along with them as they showed her the videos they took of them doing some other stunt they did the other day.

"I told you I wouldn't be long, Y/n." Her mom walked out, "Oh, Bam! Your mom told me that she wants you to go to prom. Y/n doesn't have someone to go with so you can go with her!" She cheered. Y/n gave her mom a look and rolled her eyes. "I don't need a date."

Bam’s eyes widened and his cheeks turned a light pink. “I wasn’t planning on going. School events aren’t really my thing.”

"I'll go with Y/n" Raab flashed his smile making her mom smile, "Awe yeah! That'd be so cute."

The night of prom was stressful. April and Y/n’s mom were doing everything they could to get her ready, making sure everything was perfect. Bam Ryan and Dico made sure Raab was ready. Ryan made him wear something nicer than what he wanted to wear.

When she was finally ready, she walked down the stairs and went into the kitchen where everyone was. “Alright, lets go Raab.” After taking so much time to get ready, she was over it. Everyone was amazed at how good she looked. “Let me take a few pictures before you leave!” Her mom ran to grab a camera. After taking a few pictures they left to prom.

The venue was gorgeous, and decorated perfectly. This years prom them was greek gods and goddesses. Y/n and Raab were both dressed accordingly. Fast paced songs played throughout the night, making it enjoyable for both of them. Y/n was of course running for prom queen, so she was nervous the whole night. When the DJ said they would play a few more songs before announcing king and queen, no one expected a slow song. Raab was nervous as ever but still joked, “What? No slow dance.”

“Just remember, I cant date you idiots.” Her arms wrapped around his neck and his hands nervously touched her waist. “I wish you could.” She moved her body closer to his whispering, “I wish I could too.”

“Fuck your dad. I mean not really but who gives a fuck? Im gonna date you, Y/n.” He ranted. She just laughed and continued to slow dance with him.

When the songs were over the winners were finally announced. To no ones surprise Y/n was queen. The king was Carter, a corner for the football team. It was tradition to for them to dance but Carter had a girlfriend, so they made an agreement to just dance with their dates.

Raab brought her home at an acceptable time. It definitely wasn’t the time she needed to be home but it wasn’t as late as it could’ve been. The after party went on later than expected and who were they to go home early.

When Y/n graduated she made plans to stay home for a year or two. Working and doing whatever before she decided, no career plans in mind. Community college was also an option but she was still thinking about it.

Bam Ryan Dico and Raab all made their own plans to keep making videos. It was entertaining for all of them and they were getting attention from it, Bam especially.

While working at the local pizza place, Bam and the others came in. Y/n should’ve known she’d run into a few people working there. “Y’know of all the places I thought you’d be working at, a pizzeria was last on the list.” Ryan laughed

“Ha ha. What can I get started for you?” She stood there in a hat and polo with pizzas on them. They ordered but not before making fun of her uniform. “It’ll be out in ten. Dont disturb the other customers.” Her manager gave her a look and she sighed, “Please.” The fake smile on her face made then laugh even harder. “Assholes.”

When their order was ready she called their number. Raab got up to carry the tray back to the table. “You still look cute, even in that stupid shirt.”

“I-“

“Yeah yeah cant date idiots.” He finished her sentence but she shook her head and lightly laughed, “I was going to say I get off at six, if you wanted to hang out later.”

Y/n walked into the back to restock, leaving him in shock. He made his way back and let the others know.

“Every time you get a chance with her, you blow it.” Ryan smacked he back of his head, “Except prom but even then you didn’t even go through with what you said.”

“Yeah dude, you’re a fuckin’ idiot.” Bam talked with his mouth full.

After her shift she went back home and got ready. If he didn’t show up she’d probably completely give up. Raab hasn’t made a move or even tried no matter how much time she gave him.

The knock on her front door made her stomach turn. ‘Why am I getting nervous its just Raab?’

“Oh Chris! Its so nice to see you! Y/n!” Her mom called her. She made her way down the stairs and to the front door. When he saw her his cheeks turned a light pink and he was at loss of words. Y/n didn’t wear anything special, but whenever he saw her he felt flustered. She waved bye and walked out to his car.

“So- Uh- What did you -Uh want to do?” His stutter made her laugh. It was cute that he was so nervous. “Anything. I just wanted to hang out with you.” Raab pulled out of the driveway and started driving, no destination in mind. The radio played music quietly.

“Yeah?” He nervously laughed. With a shake of her head and a little laugh she answered yes. ‘Do I have to spell it out for him?’

“Chris, I like you. More than friends.” This seemed to be news to him because his eyes widened and he stayed quiet for a few seconds.

“I’ve liked you for a really long time. I would’ve said something sooner if I knew.”

“I thought you were going to after prom, but it never happened.”

“I was but I don’t know. I got nervous I guess.” Raab went through a drive through and got shakes for them. They parked and continued to talk.

“You always said you couldn’t date ‘idiots’” His fingers quoted the word idiots. “I figured if you really wanted date me you’d just talk to my dad” She shrugged sipping her shake.

“Thats all I had to do?! Fuck I really am an idiot.” He laughed

“Its not all your fault but yeah thats all I was waiting for.”

After their date he dropped her back off at her house. He got out and opened the door on her side of the car. “Well I guess ill have to take you out again sometime, huh.” Raab had his hands in his pockets.

“Yeah, I guess you will.” She leaned against the car, “Do I have to spell it out for you this time too?”

He laughed and placed his hand on the side of her face, “No I got it from here.” Raab leaned in and placed his lips gently onto hers. Y/n instantly kissed back wrapping her arms around his neck. His other hand pulled her waist closer to his.

“YEAH RAAB!” Bam and Ryan came out of no where ruining the moment. He pulled away and the guys tackled him. “Bam you’re really fuckin’ annoying.”

“Bye Y/n. I’ll pick you up tomorrow for a real date.” His sudden confidence made her smile, “Bye, Chris. Later morons.” She walked back inside cheesing from ear to ear.

About Time

Summary: Y/n just moved next door to Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o

Warnings: Drinking, Swearing, an Injury (not graphic), Overall just cheesy

Y/n had been searching for apartments all over Los Angeles and couldn't find one that met up to her standards. Some on the outside were gorgeous but the apartment itself would be unlivable. It didn't take long before getting over apartment hunting. She needed to move out of her parent's house, not only was the commute to school too far, but it was time to get out of there.

The realtor said this was the last apartment for the day. They walked inside the apartment complex and up to the room, it was only a few stories up. He unlocked the door and went in while she followed behind him. It was the nicest apartment she's seen all day and it was in her price range. If the kitchen and living room area didn't sell her, the room and bathroom connected definitely did. The room was big enough for all of her things and the bathroom was gorgeous.

"This is all newly renovated." The realtor smiled and took her out to the small patio. "Wow, this is really nice. I like it a lot actually."

While everything was great, Y/n was scared of what was wrong with it. It's been on the market for quite some time. "So, why has it been left alone for so long? I mean it's amazing, wouldn't someone immediately pick it?"

"Well, there are no major issues. The area is nice and no plumbing or parking problems. It's just the neighbors," He sighed, "They're really loud and obnoxious."

"Oh. That's it?" She laughed. A place this nice had to have some kind of problem and noisy neighbors is an easy problem to figure out. With no reason to really say no she signed the papers.

Once all the big furniture was moved in, she only had to move her personal belongings, which weren't too hard to carry in. While she was carrying a box of dishes in she looked over to her right and saw her neighbor walk out of the apartment. They made eye contact and Y/n gave him a friendly smile, which he returned, continuing to go inside. 'He seems nice.'  From the few days it took to move everything in, she hasn't heard too many noises from her neighbor. Maybe some loud music and talking but even then the walls muffled most of it.

After the apartment was put together the way she wanted, Y/n decided it was time to have some friends over for a little housewarming party. As a common courtesy, she thought she would give the neighbors a heads up, letting them know it wasn't going to be anything other than some music and a few people over. Most of them were young and said they didn't care. They even joked about not getting an invite. The old people said to make sure the noise wasn't loud past 11 pm.

When she reached the 'loud' neighbor's door she began to get a little nervous. They definitely intimidated her. Y/n softly knocked on the door, waiting for someone to answer it. The muffled laughter and voices stopped for a second. The door aggressively unlocked and a different guy stood in front of it. "Dude, we've been quiet this whole week and we aren't even being that loud." His voice was so raspy but it was kind of hot.

"Oh no, dude, you're good! I was just gonna let you guys know I'm having some friends over so it might be loud. Just a little heads up."

"Oh sweet. Mind if we swing by?" He smirked and she laughed, "Sure. It's not a party or anything, but you're more than welcome to come."

"Don't worry we'll make it a party." He winked and shut the door before she could object.

Y/n got dressed up nice for her small get-together. Wearing a short dress that fit her just right. Little by little more and more of her friends began to show up bringing cute gifts and alcohol. It was perfect beer was in the fridge hard liquor was on the counters, music was playing only the best songs to dance to.

"Yeah, neighbor!" A loud yell came from the doorway. Her eyes widened in shock. 'He actually showed up.' She walked over to the door, "Hey! You came."

"Yeah. Me n some friends." His thumb pointed to some guys behind him. "There's beer in the fridge and vodka on the counter." The guys came in and went into the kitchen for some drinks.

"Who are those guys?" One of your friends asked. It dawned on you that you never introduced yourself and neither did they. "My neighbors. I don't actually know their names we kinda just met."

"They're pretty hot" She'd never admit it out loud but she agreed.

"I never introduced myself. I'm Y/n." She smiled at the guy she saw earlier this week. "I'm Johnny Knoxville." He smiled back.

"And what's his name?" She asked pointing to his roommate who was pouring hot sauce into his eye. "That's Steve-o"

"Cool," Her face was full of amazement.

As the night went on and people drank more and more, Y/n was talking to Steve-o. "You have some cool tattoos" She commented and he laughed, "Thanks. I think they're pretty fuckin' dumb." Her fingers outlined the visible ones on his arm, "I like them." He looked over at her concentrated face and smiled.

"Do you have any tattoos?"

Y/n nodded her head and looked back at him, "Just a few small ones. I have one on my ribcage, one on my hip, and one down my spine."

"You should show me sometime." He wiggled his eyebrows making her laugh and lightly shove him. They continued to talk about other things and subtly flirt.

"Alright, Steve-o let's go back. Thanks for having us over and nice meeting you, Y/n." Johnny said putting his arm around Steve-o who waved goodbye.

"Bye guys! You're welcome over anytime."

And they took up her offer whenever they could. Banging on the door and calling her asking if she was home. Y/n never had neighbors like them before, even when she lived with her parents. The neighbors were all old or in their thirties with two kids. Johnny and Steve-o were funny and always did stupid shit.

"Y/n! Let me in Johnny's gonna put a firework up my butt!"

"Good, it's unlocked. You gotta see what Steve-o and I are about to do!"

It didn't take long for her to join in on their shenanigans. "C'mon just snort the hot sauce. I'll do it with you." Steve-o grinned

All three of them were pretty close, but it was obvious that Steve-o and Y/n had a closer bond. Johnny wasn't mad or anything, he was actually pretty happy someone could handle being friends with the chaotic guy.

Johnny and Steve-o started filming for Jackass, so all the guys were in town. Steve-o thought it'd be cool if Y/n came and watched them all do their stunts. After the stressful semester she had, it wasn't a bad idea.

~

"This is Y/n. She's our neighbor." Steve-o introduced her to the guys who smiled and waved at her. She smiled and waved back "Hey guys"

They all made small talk and asked what she does, where she goes to school, why she's friends with Johnny and Steve-o. Chris' flirty personality was funny to Y/n, she didn't take him seriously and even subtly flirted back.

She didn't realize how stressful it was for the guys to be on set. Even she began to worry if she was safe or not. The pranks and jokes made everything more chaotic than it already was. When Bam was in the snake pit, her mind eased. It made her realize she wasn't scared of too many things, mostly just disliked them.

"So Y/n, are you scared of snakes?" Chris held a big snake and pointed it at her. She shook her head observing the snake, "Can I hold it?" His smile was wide and he got excited explaining how to hold it.

"C'mon Bam." Johnny shook his head laughing.

The entire time she was on set everyone tried to figure out what she was scared of or what would make her freak out. They didn't want to hurt her but they definitely wanted to include her in on the fun. With nothing to work with it made it nearly impossible. 

Chris started to improvise. He managed to get a box of fake spiders and he waited for the perfect time to dump them on you. Johnny loved this idea and even said he’d make it happen. 

“Wanna be in the movie?” Johnny smirked and Y/n shook her head, “No way. I’m not doing some crazy stunt.” 

“Oh no, we wouldn’t make you do that. Just a small thing. Now close your eyes and stand right here.” He instructed her. She stood in the spot and waited for what to do next. Behind her Chris grabbed a small ladder and climbed to the top. When he was ready Johnny handed him the box. “I need you to stay perfectly still.” She sighed and said okay. Chris dumped the box of spiders on her and Y/n shrieked but stayed still. “Tell me they aren't real!”

“Get em off! Get em off!” Johnny and Chris laughed pretty hard and eventually told her they weren’t real and helped her get them out of her hair. “Assholes”

"Alright, Steve-o. You're up." Jeff called him over to stand in front of the camera. The alligator snapping turtle bit had Steve-o nervous. He introduced the scene and prepared to get bit. It was going as well as it could've gone until the turtle didn't let go.

After a few more moments of agonizing pain, it finally let go and Steve-o left to get it treated. Y/n followed him.

"That was pretty bad" She winced when she got a closer look at it. "Yeah, it didn't feel the greatest." The nurse cleaned it up and left the two of them alone. They sat in comfortable silence for a few seconds.

"Are you having fun on set though?" He asked and she smiled big, "Yeah! It's really cool seeing how everything goes down and meeting the others."

"You could come every day if you wanted to."

"Oh, I don't think the others-"

He interrupted whatever she was going to say by placing his lips softly onto hers and pulled away after a few seconds. "I want you here." Y/n placed both of her hands on the sides of his face and pulled him into another kiss.

"Well, it's about time, lovebirds" Johnny laughed, "Now hurry up. I'm gonna get Tremaine really good." 

Call It Fate

Chapter Two

Warnings: Swearing, Kissing, Pet names

Past

Bam couldn't get her out of his head. He laid in bed staring at the ceiling. Her voice and laugh replayed in his mind. 'It's only been one day but I have to see her again.' Bam never got her number, too busy to ask for it. The morning after she left early to go to work. 'No biggie I'll just talk to Knoxville.'

While the crew was setting up for a stunt that Steve-o was going to do, Bam walked up to Johnny. "Knoxville. I need you to get me Y/n's number."

"Oh, man. Sorry, Bam I didn't get her friend's number." He rubbed the back of his neck and laughed awkwardly.

They were only going to stay in L.A for one more day so he needed to get it as soon as possible.

While Bam was trying to think of another way to get her number without going to her house and asking for it, Y/n would not stop talking about that night with Bam. "He's just- I don't know. He's fun and chaotic. I like it."

"We went down the stairs on his skateboard and put a hole in the wall!"

"Yeah, but wasn't it funny and he wasn't badly injured." She tried to defend him but Y/f/n wasn't hearing it."Date someone who isn't going to ruin our house."

It seemed like there was no way of reconnecting with him and she wanted nothing more than another night with him. That's all it was nothing serious just some fun.

The day was over and the girls were sitting on the couch watching a show. Not too long in there was a knock on the door. They paused the show, "Rock, paper, Scissors who gets the door." Y/f/n did rock and Y/n threw scissors. With a groan, she ran over to the door to open it. "Oh. Hey"

"Hi sweetheart, mind if I grab my jacket?" Johnny had his hands in his pockets and swayed back and forth a little. "No not at all" She smiled and opened the door so he could come in.

"I can't remember where I left it. Maybe in her room?" He awkwardly laughed. "Y/f/n do you remember where his jacket is?" She nodded and got up from the couch, grabbing his hand to take him upstairs.

It soon clicked that Johnny wasn't even wearing a jacket to the party. She rolled her eyes and went into the kitchen for a snack. Y/n made sure to play music and be extra loud so she wouldn't hear anything she didn't want to.

As she looked into the fridge she heard someone talking over the music. When she closed the fridge Bam stood in the kitchen out of breath with his hands on his knees. "I need your number. Please" He looked up at her with a goofy grin on his face.

"I guess that would be fine." She laughed putting her number into his phone. "I gotta go but I'll see you again."

The next day Bam called her as soon as he woke up. He didn't want to spend another second without her. 'What are you doing? I'm on my way.' Y/n rolled out of bed and got ready, she put on shorts and a long sleeve with a t-shirt over. When she was just about ready the doorbell rang more than shed like this early in the morning.

"Fuck, Bam." She opened the door still half asleep. "Good, you're ready. No questions let's go." With that they left to wherever he had in mind. He dragged her out of the house at 9 in the morning to go to a skatepark. It was clear Bam wanted to impress her, but she wasn’t bored. It was pretty cool to see how good of a skater he is. After an hour of that the went to the mall. Y/n didn’t take him for the mall type, but he was enjoying himself and signing boards and posters for people.

Walking around had never been so fun before. They made fun of people walking by and even messed with them. All harmless of course, nothing more than small jokes. 'I wanna kiss you so bad.' 'You’re my step-brother!'

They found Ryan at the pier talking to some girl. That was when Bam had the genius idea of fucking around with him. He bought an Slurpee just to dump on him. "God damnit, Bam!" If the girl wasn’t scared away by the Slurpee. it was definitely when they both started wrestling. "Alright. Alright!" Bam laughed

"What else is there to do around her, Y/n?" Ryan asked and she shrugged, "I know a few spots but they’re nothing more than nice views to smoke at or where most people fuck."

"We should go there." Bam wiggled his eyebrows at her which made her laugh and playfully smack his arm.

Being out all day made the three of them exhausted. They drove back to Y/n's to drop her off. Bam got out of the car to walk her to her doorstep. "Well its been a fun few days."

"Yeah. It has." He sighed, "Can I kiss you, gorgeous?" The nickname made her heart skip a beat. Normally she hated pet names, they made her cringe, but the way he sounded saying them made her knees weak.

"Yes." Her arms wrapped around his neck He pushed her against the front door and kissed her. His hands tapped the back of her thighs and she jumped. "God, I can't get enough of you." His lips left her lips and attached to her neck.

"Ew, Y/n! Not on the doorstep!" Y/f/n yelled through the window next to the door. He set her down and she opened the front door.

"Alright, well our flight leaves tonight." A mischievous grin glued to his face. "Bam what the fuck are you talking about? I have work!"

"Call off" He shrugged

She stared into his eyes trying to see if he was serious and if it was even worth calling off. After a few seconds of silence, she sighed, "Fine but I can't stay too long." Her arms were folded over her chest. He kissed her cheek and ran back to the car, "You won't regret it gorgeous!"

"He's a walking red flag!" Y/f/n laughed in shock.

"Maybe." She shrugged and they both sat on the couch to watch a show.

~

Bam abruptly stormed inside, "Let's go, princess!"

"Okay okay. I just have to get my suitcase." She said pointing upstairs. "Oh don't worry about that. DUNN!"

Ryan came in throwing his hands up annoyed. "Grab Y/n's suitcase."

"Fuck no! No offense" He looked over at Y/n who just laughed. "Fine. I'll get it." Bam sighed. While rolling the suitcase out of her room, he came up with a quicker way to get the suitcase down the stairs. At the top of the staircase, he laid the suitcase down and laid on it. Bam pushed himself down the stairs. It worked at first but he started to tumble after a few steps.

"Wow, the Y/n likes that guy." Ryan had his camera out recording the whole thing. He must've known Bam would've done something so stupid. She just smiled and shook her head at bam. "Why wouldn't she" Bam smiled at the camera and turned to lick Y/n's face. "BAM!" She screamed.

"Can't wait for her to meet April and Phil." He talked to Ryan behind the camera. "I'm meeting your parents?!" He just shrugged and Ryan turned the camera to Y/n's shocked face.

sobbing because i miss bam and ryan together.

Updated Masterlist

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last updated: 10/18/2022

Series:

Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

One Shots:

Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

Behind the scenes

Pretending

Bam Margera

Need to Change

Johnny Knoxville

Cold Feet

Dico

Cky gets jobs

Headcannons:

Mornings With Steve-o

Watching Twilight