Obi-Wan: So... Cody And I Are Very Close.

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!

Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?

Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.

Rex :...

Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?

Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?

Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?

Rex :...

Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?

Rex :

Cody: CONFESS!

Obi-Wan: What?

Cody: CONFESS, KENOBI!

Obi-Wan: But-

Cody: RIGHT.NOW.

Obi-Wan: OKAY, I LOVE YOU!!!

Cody:

Obi-Wan:

Cody: So, it wasn’t you who stole my caff?

Cody : General Kenobi, we need to talk.

Obi-Wan : Is there a problem?

Cody : Yes. Well, no, not really. We are not under attack. No one died. And 501 is on another planet.

Obi-Wan : So what's the problem?

Cody : You need to find a Padawan.

Obi-Wan : What? Why?

Cody : Because I want a Padawan! Go get one!

Obi-Wan : We don't have time for that.

Cody : I can give him food and drink! I can also take it out for a walk!

Obi-Wan : Cody, it doesn't work like that...

Cody : It's not fair! Gree, Grey, and even Rex have a Padawan!

Obi-Wan : ... Why do you want a Padawan?

Cody : To give him the order to do my paperwork of course.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Cody : What? Skywalker does it all the time! I can't stand to deal with all the paperwork anymore! Do you realize all the work I do?! I eat and breathe paperwork! I sleep with paperwork! I'm struggling with paperwork! I'm talking with paperwork!

Obi-Wan : I'm pretty sure that's an exaggeration...

Cody : My LIFE is paperwork!!

Cody :

Is Obi-Wan's hair brown or red? I feel like we see everything and I was genuinely asking the question 🤣 He is red in some Lego games and brown in The Clones Wars. And for Ewan McGregor, I don't know.

If you choose other, specify the color in the comments. PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Cody : *Waking up at 3am because a comlink rings* ... Yes?

Anakin :... Cody?

Cody: General Skywalker? Is there a problem?

Anakin: No...

Cody: You need me for something?

Anakin : No...

Cody: So why did you call me at 3am?

Anakin: I didn't. Why did you respond to Obi-Wan's comlink?

Cody : What...?

Anakin :... Is Obi-Wan with you? At 3am? What does that mean?!

Cody : That's not what you think, sir! We were... He was...

Anakin : Obi-Wan, you're just a stupid hypocrite!

Obi-Wan: *wakes up because of the noise * What?

Cody : We can explain!

Anakin: Obi-Wan! The last time I asked Rex to work at this time to help me with the paperwork, you berated me for hours! But you're doing the same thing with Cody!

Obi-Wan : *always half asleep* Paperwork? Where?

Cody : Paperwork! We are guilty! We were working. Nothing else. You are absolutely right! *laughs nervously*