Obi-Wan: So... Cody And I Are Very Close.

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

Fives: I hope that when we die in each others arms archeologists don't assume we were best friends but rather accidently put our bones together wrong as a fucked up hoax animal so we can baffle and terrify the public for decades to come. Echo:

Cody: *pinching the bridge of his nose* General, I /know/ you know how to use a blaster-

Obi-Wan: *guiltily* yes.

Cody: I have even seen you use them in practice with the men-

Obi-Wan: correct.

Cody: And yet. You threw it.

Obi-Wan: …yes.

Cody: …why did you throw it?

Obi-Wan: Well. You see-

Cody: oh god-

Obi-Wan: Palpatine was a Sith. He expected a lot of things from that fight. Maybe he expected to turn my sweet baby Anakin-

Cody: Ew-

Obi-Wan: -on us and use him, maybe he expected me to come at him with a saber, maybe he expected me to shoot him.

Cody: So you didn’t think he’d expect you to throw a blaster. You couldn’t have even chosen a granade?

Obi-Wan: Listen. He could have thrown one back at us. The force said throw the blaster and grab my sweet baby Padawan out of dodge and let Fox knife him. It worked!

Cody: Force give me patience so I don’t strangle my ven’riduur-

Obi-Wan: *perks up* So we’re still engaged?

Cody: You aren’t getting rid of me that fast, dikut.

Obi-Wan : Anakin, what are you doing here?

Anakin: There was a lot of sand... I hate sand and it was everywhere... Obi-Wan... The sand will come back... Can I stay with you?

Obi-Wan: *sighs* Well, you can sleep here if you don't take up all the space.

Cody : ...

Anakin: ...

Obi-Wan : ...

Anakin : Master, why is Cody here?

Cody: That's my bed, Skywalker.

Anakin: So... why is Obi-Wan here ?

Cody :

Anakin returns to Coruscant a week later than he does in ROTS because he was injured and had to be hospitalized on another planet.

Anakin: Padme, I'm back!

Padme : Ani! I'm glad to see you!

Anakin : Did you have any problems while I wasn't there?

Padme : ...

Anakin : Padme?

Padme : I was pregnant.

Anakin: What?!

Padme : You're a dad.

Anakin : WHAT??!!

Padme : Luke and Leia sleep so don't make too much noise if you go to see them.

Anakin: They are TWO ???!!!

Anakin :

Do you know good fan fiction where Obi-Wan travels back in time? Either by meeting himself older or by meeting himself and Anakin from the past?

I'm also interested in fan fiction where Anakin goes to the future and meets old Obi-Wan.