He Was Crazy For That

he was crazy for that

do you ever think about how regulus was the first person sirius ever loved

regulus has to jump on the counters to get things out of the cabinets

james puts them up high on purpose to make him ask for help but he’d rather just climb

i love that dbd acknowledges that edwin and charles have 30+ years of "noodle incidents" to confuse crystal with. imagine the gang is looking through old cases for info they think might be useful and its just:

edwin: check the case of the courthouse

charles: was that the one where we got arrested or the one where we got married?

crystal: im sorry- what?!

edwin: no, the courthouse was the one where you tried to receive your own life insurance

crystal: nonono backtrack a second- when were you two going to tell me about this

charles: ok technically we didn't get married, lewis and gina turner did, but-

crystal: im not talking about that

crystal: im talking about edwin having a criminal record

-two days later-

crystal: wait you tried to get your own life insurance

edwin: he got in a rather embarrassing argument with a receptionist over the issue

charles: its why im not allowed to be the woman anymore

edwin: indeed, we used to play the stationary game for the role

crystal: i have so many questions but lets start with this, the stationary game??

charles: rock paper scissors

In Drarry fics I love a shocked Ron at the reveal that Harry is dating Draco but honestly nothing beats a unfazed Ron. Harry is expecting outrage and indignation but instead met with a sigh so heavy with resignation because Ron has been waiting for the inevitable. This is how I picture it going

Harry: you’re just fine with this? You don’t even seem that surprised. How did you guess?

Ron: guess? Please. You two have been up each other’s ass one way or another since you were 11. This is hardly the scandal of the century.

Harry: What!? Hermione, back me up. You’re at least a little shocked right?

Hermione: oh no, I knew this was where we would end up back in 4th year when I realized you were at least a little queer

Harry: I didn’t come out until I was 20! You’re making this up

Hermione: there’s no heterosexual explanation for the way you looked at Diggory

Ron: when Cho kissed you the only description you gave was “wet”

Hermione: he still turns red when Bill or Charlie hug him and that started 4th year too

Harry: I hate you

this is what you gay people like, right?