I'm Stalking Mine Own Account

I'm stalking mine own account

of course I have not changed!!!! besides, mine insanity is one of the reasons why people find enjoyment in spending time with me 😌

what about thyself, val? art thou still normal?

my brother stop being annoying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

wow. is this a stamp or something. and why is benvolio and I on it

actually it's quite lovely can I have a hundred of them please

I was just frolicking about when I saw tybalt standing like this by his window. I do not think he noticed me.

bro is literally locked IN

what happened brother 😭 @tybaltcapuletsblog

my brother hath a blog of his own now... if he dareth spill my secrets... I shall... tell mum

hm, I guess I do have an idea... for us all to leave verona. with friar lawrence's help and some disguises, I think we can do it; we can run off to a foreign land where we shall be free to do what we want.

that was what I've thought of. oh, and also, to abduct paris, but this is not such a great plan, I must admit. otherwise we can just go to their wedding, which I don't even know when is happening, for they continue to delay it 😳

OH!

OR I can object to the wedding when it doth happen. I shall think of an excuse. but that is only if thou wantest to. I am not going to interfere if thou dost not want to persist any longer.

o romeooooo. 'tis me, mercutio, thy bestest friend in the whole wide world. sorry for the anonymous ask, 'tis that sideblog thing 🙄

I wanted to ask thee mine burning question: what art thou going to do with... that girl whom thou lovest? art thou aware that she hath been engaged to... someone else? her parents are planning for her to wed him soon! should I do something? I am at thy service, good friend. (I apologise for mine vagueness, by the way; it was to protect the girl's privacy. but I assume that thou canst fill those gaps thyself.)

Apologies for the delay…I was celebrating my lovely Juliet’s Birthday! I love her by the way…Oh so dearly….

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Oh dear Mercutio, I don’t think anything can be done…But if you have any ideas, meet me by the berry bushes where I scraped my knees on a blue moon.

Love (a very angry) Romeo- 💙💙💙💙💙💙