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my brother stop being annoying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
I AM!!!! 'tis just that... I didn't know thou wert listening 😳😳😳😳
my brother stop being annoying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
my brother hath a blog of his own now... if he dareth spill my secrets... I shall... tell mum
the sound mind part is debatable, dear brother
my brother stop being annoying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
of course I have not changed!!!! besides, mine insanity is one of the reasons why people find enjoyment in spending time with me 😌
what about thyself, val? art thou still normal?
my brother stop being annoying challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
in light of your recent inauguration, what are your plans about improving verona?
good morrow, my noble friend!
let us see... I have already legalised gay marriage, so that's done... (thou canst thank me later😉)
hm. say, if tybalt annoyeth me today, I shall exile him.
stealing shall bring chastising upon one. if romeo stealeth more of my sweet treats, I shall prohibit him from eating sugar ever again (there's laws for that, right?), for it maketh him hyperactive and even more addicted to desserts
no animal abuse under my watch 😤 if a citizen abandoneth a pet in the streets of verona, they shall be punished.
(speaking of animals, my son cheese shall be deputy mayor, for he is very smart)
val shall be imprisoned if he dareth enter my chamber and searcheth therein without permission again
no littering! I shall place regular and recycling bins in many areas in verona, lest the citizens decide to dispose of their rubbish on the pavements and pollute our precious environment.
no drama in the city unless 'tis funny
oh. and I want to somehow get the montagues and the capulets to stop quarrelling. I'm not sure how I am going to achieve that. perhaps by throwing a big party and inviting both families. they shall shake hands or argue till dawn; either way, it shall be enjoyable to watch. and thou art invited!
if you, good citizens, have any more suggestions, feel free to notify me 🫡
val! didst thou take cheese from the montagues? art thou sure 'tis him?
prithee, return him to their home, for benvolio shall get very upset when he realiseth cheese is missing!!!!
I found a kitten wandering nearby the Mansion that belongs to Montagues and took it with me.
It is well-bred and looks just as if it belongs to someone, so I shall find it's owner later, but as for that instant I shall make orders to create a collar with a metal token and put an address on its reverse side so that it would be returned here if lost again.
À qui peut-il appartenir?
[Who can he belong to?]
Anyway, he shall stay with me for now.
leave him in my chamber!! I like sleeping with him 😌
I found a kitten wandering nearby the Mansion that belongs to Montagues and took it with me.
It is well-bred and looks just as if it belongs to someone, so I shall find it's owner later, but as for that instant I shall make orders to create a collar with a metal token and put an address on its reverse side so that it would be returned here if lost again.
À qui peut-il appartenir?
[Who can he belong to?]
Anyway, he shall stay with me for now.
that might be the case, brother! this kitty is just as friendly as cheese is! but I'm not sure what to name it. oh well. I shall think of something
'tis quite funny cos I actually did find a kitten that looketh like cheese wandering around, and I took it home...
dear val, hast thou heard that she is to marry our cousin paris?
I probably should express my respect to fair Juliet Capulet personally one of this days since I've just returned to Verona (once more) to spend some time in one of the most beautiful places in the world of ours.
After all, I dare not hope she still remembers me from when we all were young and she was a mere child.
aye, val, 'tis juliet's parents who have arranged it all!! 'm sure of it; I know lady capulet careth about social status, so they probably want their daughter to marry a noble and wealthy man...
oh, and dost not tell anyone, but juliet loveth someone else!! and I cannot wait to see how everything will unfold, dear brother!!
I probably should express my respect to fair Juliet Capulet personally one of this days since I've just returned to Verona (once more) to spend some time in one of the most beautiful places in the world of ours.
After all, I dare not hope she still remembers me from when we all were young and she was a mere child.
oh c'mon, val! thou knowest how I can be. the nurse and I have a lot of fun together, trust me; she doth tease me back, 'tis very amusing
the nurse threw an apple at me
and I didn't even discover gravity. t'was just painful
fyi, I have bitten:
romeo, because he ate my bagel
benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously
tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home
not juliet, because ewwww, girls
paris, for he is an idiot
prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about
valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother
rosaline, because she made romeo cry
aye, I do bite people. next question
BECAUSE, VALENTINE... t'was for revenge purposes
aye, I do bite people. next question
thank ye!!
look at all these, wouldst thou? are they not hilarious? I love this website
also, nay, I have not read that book! it must be interesting, though, for it beareth my name! hast thou read it thyself?
good morrow, giulietta!
I just wanted to say that I love thine incorrect quotes. they are hilarious, and thy blog is awesome!
hast thou read "these violent delights" and "our violent ends" by chloe gong? 'tis such a great duology!
- mercutio :)
Good morrow, my noble friend.
First things first, I thank thee for thy support in my page, and yes these incorrect quotes are amusing and pleasing. Most were by a generator I found on Google, thou must try it!
Just write their names and done! They will make an amusing dialogue.
These books "These violent delights" duology by Chloe Gong are on my Wishlist, I have not read them yet, but hopefully soon I shall. Looks interesting, though.
Yet, my noble friend, have thou read the book "Mercutio" by J.I. Davenport?
he shan't... not if I break his hand first!
tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much