Aye, I Do Bite People. Next Question

aye, I do bite people. next question

BECAUSE, VALENTINE... t'was for revenge purposes

aye, I do bite people. next question

sorry, I talk of nothing? thou talk'st of nothing but juliet, bromeo!!

I talk of plenty of stuffs; dreams, my cat, how much tybalt sucketh, gay fictional men, music, the climate crisis. oh, and let us not forget that I talk of myself, too, for I am not only humourous, but also interesting, and attractive, and

I shall have thee know that I have already told plenty of people about mine orientation!! I was just offended at the assumption that juliet would tell on me like that!!

also, I am speaking with juliet because I'm cool and sociable. 'tis none of thy business!! she is my friend... I think

but thou hast not answered mine inquiry, tybalt! thou still owest me an explanation, I believe!

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

'tis because he loveth me. learn thy facts ‼️

literally what are you doing

look at this. look at this hatred 😩 tybalt is reinforcing the ancient and nonsensical enmity of the families

fellows

two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt

support me, prithee

thank ye 🙏