I Shall Have Thee Know That I Have Already Told Plenty Of People About Mine Orientation!! I Was Just

I shall have thee know that I have already told plenty of people about mine orientation!! I was just offended at the assumption that juliet would tell on me like that!!

also, I am speaking with juliet because I'm cool and sociable. 'tis none of thy business!! she is my friend... I think

but thou hast not answered mine inquiry, tybalt! thou still owest me an explanation, I believe!

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

fine. I shall do it too

I just remembered I'd made me and my veronian friends on the sims, and tybalt can't get a girlfriend for the life of him

believe me, I've tried. even in the sims, nobody wanteth him

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question

I THANK THEE, USER GIGGLESHITTER 🙏🙏🙏🙏

fellows

two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt

support me, prithee

thank ye 🙏

I got us a hot tub

bromeo is probably making fun of tybalt here, for the latter seemeth to be rather upset. I found this image on my camera roll and deemed it worth sharing

I just remembered I'd made me and my veronian friends on the sims, and tybalt can't get a girlfriend for the life of him

believe me, I've tried. even in the sims, nobody wanteth him