I Shall Have Thee Know That I Have Already Told Plenty Of People About Mine Orientation!! I Was Just

I shall have thee know that I have already told plenty of people about mine orientation!! I was just offended at the assumption that juliet would tell on me like that!!

also, I am speaking with juliet because I'm cool and sociable. 'tis none of thy business!! she is my friend... I think

but thou hast not answered mine inquiry, tybalt! thou still owest me an explanation, I believe!

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

tybalt is contemplating everything 🫵😂

i believe i may be in love

I may brag about my rizz a lot, but let me tell thee, 'tis not often that I show up to a function without my roe, like a dried herring...

fyi, I have bitten:

romeo, because he ate my bagel

benvolio, for various reasons, but not maliciously

tybalt, because sometimes, thou forgettest thy rapier at home

not juliet, because ewwww, girls

paris, for he is an idiot

prince escalus, when I was only one year old and he was changing my diaper. I barely had teeth back then so I do not know what all the fuss is about

valentine, for he is my brother, and thou hast to fight thy brother

rosaline, because she made romeo cry

aye, I do bite people. next question

look at this. look at this hatred 😩 tybalt is reinforcing the ancient and nonsensical enmity of the families

fellows

two citizens of verona are turning against me for hating on tybalt

support me, prithee

thank ye 🙏