Juliet Pretending To Hate Me And The Montagues Be Like:

juliet pretending to hate me and the montagues be like: 🤡🤪😤😩😮‍💨🫣😍

I shall have thee know that balthasar hath spoken to tybalt about this! which is why I suspect thou hadst talked to thy cousin of my... preferences. but maybe 'tis all just filthy gossip, and maybe balthasar was lying. and pretty much everyone knows my "secret" anyway

t'would be funny if everyone knew of thy secret too, though. imagine the drama

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

I'm babysitting the prince's children – 'tis so much fun! but also chaotic, for I am practically a child myself.

painted my nails purple because ESCALUS GANG RULETH

being gay in verona is awesome. thou canst like. date medieval men

my favourite interaction in a while. 'tis worth a read, methinks. banter with tybalt is fun, I must admit