Painted My Nails Purple Because ESCALUS GANG RULETH

painted my nails purple because ESCALUS GANG RULETH

this is AMAZING fellow mercutio!!!! we really do get each other.

thou art epic, and very talented 😌😌😌😌 let us clink our wine glasses fr

Day 34: Mercutio to Mercutio Communication ( @mercutiosblog )

I shall have thee know that balthasar hath spoken to tybalt about this! which is why I suspect thou hadst talked to thy cousin of my... preferences. but maybe 'tis all just filthy gossip, and maybe balthasar was lying. and pretty much everyone knows my "secret" anyway

t'would be funny if everyone knew of thy secret too, though. imagine the drama

so balthasar told me something about tybalt today

(I'm hiding his info for his privacy just in case 🫡)

EXPLAIN THYSELF, TYBALT. WHAT IS ALL THIS

also, I cannot believe juliet told him my SECRET. what wouldst thou think if I told all of verona THY secret, @thecapuletjuliet ????

see, what thou art looking at here is naught but a particularly heated game of rock paper scissors (I'm winning)

now that's what I call a dishonourable vile submission

good afternoon, citizens of fair verona!

thou may have noticed that I have not been posting much as of late. truth is I'm going through a bit of a difficult time... but I shall mend that!

if thou want'st, thou canst send me asks, or anything thy heart desireth. it shall distract me from my harrowing anxieties anyway! I love to interact with you guys. and I always appreciate all of thine interactions.

kindest regards,

mercutio :)