Forget About The Previous Gossip

forget about the previous gossip

rosaline returned to verona this afternoon. but that's not even the crazy part; she wanteth to go out with me! what do I even say?

I think I shall decline her invitation. my bestie romeo used to like her immensely, and I don't want to hurt him...

being gay in verona is awesome. thou canst like. date medieval men

I know of a piece of gossip that is too good not to tell... but there's two possible outcomes if I do share it:

the youth of verona wakes up from their deep slumber and realises 'tis time for a revolution

I lose two of my friends, one of them being my best friend

cool huh 😀👍

confirmation? people have been speculating that I bite people? 😳

I mean. good call

aye, I do bite people. next question

I just peeled some freshly picked peaches to make some jam! I should probably hide them from bromeo; he's gonna eat them all

juliet pretending to hate me and the montagues be like: 🤡🤪😤😩😮‍💨🫣😍