He Shan't... Not If I Break His Hand First!

he shan't... not if I break his hand first!

tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much

fellows, do not be scared of what I shall do. besides, I thought you all like me for my spontaneity and hilarious antics.

that being said, I have no idea what to do. if you have suggestions, do let me know ...

man, verona hath been so barren and void of life as of late.

better do something stupid soon before the audience gets bored and leaves to go see another play

thou canst not trick me, for I am the master trickster. but I'd like to see thee try

trick or treat dawg

( :tybalt_thousandyardstare:s at you )

yeah i know im early

I say... trick! I want to see how thou wilt attempt to do that

prithee

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

hm. I thought benvolio was the twinkiest of us all, for juliet herself hath said so. but sure 💃

I could easily rank us all in terms of twinkness, btw. I'm telling thee

‘Tis I the twinkiest twink bestowed on one’s eye

-Mercutio sometime

wherefore canst thou not bear a child without this pain ev'ry month. can't the human race evolve past this??

asking for a female friend who is currently balled up on a pillow