Nevermind

nevermind

I want to take up tap dancing. imagine the ways I could annoy tybalt if I could tap dance

he shan't... not if I break his hand first!

tybalt... by any other name would still suck as much

tybalt, I've heard that there's no good sport at thy making. is that true?

good morrow, good kinsman!

ay, it also did not tag thee in my introduction post! tumblr can be weird with tagging.

one of you lovely people suggested that I get benvolio flowers and buy the prince a little gift. I like that idea, and 'tis not even stupid like I'd suggested – thank ye!

okay; so this list shall rank us from most to least twink

benvolio

bromeo

myself

tybalt

paris

this is only mine opinion so prithee dost not attack me 🙏

‘Tis I the twinkiest twink bestowed on one’s eye

-Mercutio sometime