Marinette: So, Youre Not Allowed To Take The Trash Out At Night Anymore

Marinette: So, you’re not allowed to take the trash out at night anymore

Adrien: What? Why?

Marinette: Because I've caught you trying to train those stray cats to fight five times in a row

Adrien, *arms crossed and pouting*: You'll be thanking me when the third cat battalion saves you in battle one day

Chat Noir: Change is inedible

Ladybug: Uh... don't you mean inevitable?

Chat Noir, *spitting out coins*: No, I did not

Marinette, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands

Andrè: How was your day, Chloè?

Chloè: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at collège

Andrè: Oh? And what does that mean?

Chloè: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week

Ladybug: Valentine’s Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart-shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Adrien: I wrote you a poem

Ladybug, *tearing up*: You did?

Chat Noir: Hi guys!!

Ladybug:

Carapace:

Ryuko:

Chat Noir: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the side of this building